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dancer4ever797
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June 12, 2012 10:07pm UTC

Me: Gas mask, check.
Me: Shovel, check.
Me: Haz-mat suit, check.
Me: Hydochloric acid, check.
Mom: You really need to clean your room more often.

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dancer4ever797
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June 12, 2012 12:22am UTC

Dear Spider,
Get the heck out of my room!!!
Sincerely, The girl who doesn't want to walk around with a welt the size of Jupiter on her body

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dancer4ever797
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June 11, 2012 8:32pm UTC

Girls From School's Summer Vacations
Indoor Water Park, Outdoor Water Park, Beach, Free Concerts, Mall, Vacations to Forign Countries
My Summer Vacation
Barbie Movies, Frosty the Snowman Pajamas, At Home With the Lights Off, Witty, Music Blasting

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dancer4ever797
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June 5, 2012 3:34pm UTC

Girls at my school's problems: OMG, nobody asked me to the dance! What will I do with myself?!
My problems: What do you mean I can't bring my laptop on our vacation?! What will I do with myself?!

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dancer4ever797
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May 28, 2012 11:58pm UTC

Me: Hey, I just met you...
Annoying Classmate: No you didn't. I've known you since the fifth grade.
Me: And I know this is crazy...
Annoying Classmate: Oh, I love that song.
Me: But here's my algebra final...
Annoying Classmate: That isn't how it goes.
Me: So take it for me maybe?
Annoying Classmate: Say what?

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dancer4ever797
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May 23, 2012 8:14pm UTC

Sometimes tears say all there is to say.
Sometimes your first scars won't ever fade away.

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dancer4ever797
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May 21, 2012 4:00pm UTC

On Tuesday: GET OUT OF BED WOMAN! IT'S 6:30 AND THE BUS WILL BE HERE IN TEN MINUTES!!
On Saturday: It's noon? Why did I wake up so early? *grabs ipod and slams head back into pillow*

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dancer4ever797
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May 21, 2012 12:00am UTC

That WTF Moment
When one of your vocabulary words sounds dirty and the example sentence has your name in it o_O

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dancer4ever797
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May 19, 2012 3:56pm UTC

That Awkward Moment
When your computer freezes and you don't know what to do, but you can't take it to your mom becuase she would yell at you for what you were reading when the computer froze

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dancer4ever797
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May 18, 2012 2:27pm UTC

Mom: You've been sitting in the dark on that computer all day. Go outside!
Me: Fine.
*Takes laptop outside and sits in shade*

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dancer4ever797
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May 14, 2012 9:25pm UTC

What I said: No, I didn't use Wikipedia to write this report.
What I thought: And you better take my word for it, because I don't think I managed to paraphrase every sentence.

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dancer4ever797
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May 8, 2012 10:17pm UTC

Me: I'm tired.
Mom: How can you be tired? You've done nothing all day.
Me: I've been converting oxygen to carbon dioxide all day. I hardly call that nothing.

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dancer4ever797
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May 8, 2012 7:50pm UTC

Extra homework, huh?
Hate you too, teacher!

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dancer4ever797
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May 8, 2012 6:35pm UTC

My Thoughts During School
me: Ugh, why must school start so early?!
me: Yes teacher, as a matter of fact, I can see through my hair
me: And, when will I actually use this?
me: Teacher, I know you have food in that desk. How much will it take for you to give me some?
me: Oh, right. I forgot. You only can read my mind when I don't want you to.
me: Gawd, I can't believe second period isn't over yet.
me: *snore*
me: Was that the bell?
me: No, wait. That was the teacher laughing.
me: What on earth does my math teacher have to laugh about?
me: THANK HEAVENS! THE BELL!
me: Is it lunch yet?
me: How about now?
me: Now? Please?
me: Yes!
me: They don't put that pink slime in hot dogs do they?
me: I guess I'll take my chances.
me: Oh, goodie! We're playing dodgeball.
me: Maybe today I'll hit that annoying guy!
me: Why can I never hit that annoying guy?
me: *sigh* Is school done with yet?
me: Now?
me: Now? Please?
me: Screw this waiting. I'm going on witty.
me: Is school out already? Dang, I just missed the last two hours of class. I hope it wasn't important.

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dancer4ever797
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May 6, 2012 10:50pm UTC

Assignment: Write an essay on how the physical features of Greece affected the development of civilization
Translation: Go on witty, then take a nap

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dancer4ever797
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May 6, 2012 6:59pm UTC

Where is that awful light coming from?!
Uh, the sun...
nmq/nmf
Make it go away! Please!
And you wonder why people think you're a vampire.
nmq/n
nmq/nmf
mq/nmf

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dancer4ever797
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May 4, 2012 9:01pm UTC

Two hours ago I made a vow to get off the internet and try to get most of my homework done tonight
Obviously, I haven't gotten around to getting off the internet yet. Maybe in another two hours...

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dancer4ever797
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May 4, 2012 6:38pm UTC

That Moment When
You're trying to get a knot out of your hair
and you end up pulling out a whole strand

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dancer4ever797
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May 4, 2012 12:59pm UTC

Dear dryer,
Please stop eating my socks
Sincerely, I can't find a matching pair and I'm late for school

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dancer4ever797
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May 3, 2012 5:37pm UTC

Things I Wish Didn't Exist
1. Cancer
2. Eating Disorders
3. Periods
4. Writer's Block
5. Magazines featuring models who've had the crap photoshopped out of them
6. Homework
7. Those girls who make it their mission to humiliate other girls
8. Zits

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