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Hello2U

Status: R.I.P. Ipod 2007-2013

Member Since: 13 Nov 2012 06:25pm

Last Seen: 6 Aug 2013 09:53pm

Location: Professor Xavier Institute for Higher Learning: 1407 Greymalkin Lane, Salem Center, New York

Gender: F

user id: 338550

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Hello2U
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 5:27pm UTC

I Like You
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But if zombies were chasing us...
I'd trip you.

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Hello2U
posted a quote
April 20, 2013 8:29pm UTC

Shoutout to Boston Police and Paramedics
For capturing the remaining bombing suspect and helping heal the bombing victims..
#BostonStrong

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Hello2U
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 6:23pm UTC

Me: I'm so tired I could fall asleep for a year..
Me: *gets into bed*
Me: Who created the microwave?
Me: How was Earth created?
Me: How does the internet even work?
Me: I'M HUNGRY
Me: *starts feeling bad about something I did 4 years ago*
Me: *remembers 73 unfinished tasks*
Me: Who really needs sleep anyways..

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Hello2U
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 6:11pm UTC

me: I'll do my homework at 7
me: *looks at clock*
me: whoops look at the time 7:02 guess I'm gonna have to wait til' 8...

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Hello2U
posted a quote
January 2, 2013 12:51am UTC

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Hello2U
posted a quote
January 2, 2013 12:35am UTC

When I see your face, there's not a thing that I would change...
cause girl I GOT THAT BOOM BOOM POW THEM CHICKENZ JACKIN MA STYLE
...you ruin every moment.

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Hello2U
posted a quote
December 31, 2012 6:32pm UTC

I hate it when
I ' m about to go to sleep and my mind says :
"Ya know what's a great movie?
Paranormal Activity

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Hello2U
posted a quote
December 31, 2012 6:12pm UTC

∂ση't ƒαℓℓ ιη ℓσνє, ƒαℓℓ σƒƒ α вяι∂gє..
it hurts less [x] [x] [x]

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Hello2U
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 10:52pm UTC

A husband got in trouble on his wedding anniversary...
His wife had told him: "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes from zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat."
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The next day the wife found a small package in the driveway.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

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Hello2U
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 2:19pm UTC

Hey Dad I got a 98 on my AP bio test!
Yay! I'm proud of you!
-_-
Why the akward face??
What are you talking about, that's a chinese smiley face, since you're so smart...

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Hello2U
posted a quote
December 12, 2012 8:49pm UTC

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I'm afraid to let you go,
because I fear that once I do...
you'll go running to her
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Notmyformat

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Hello2U
posted a quote
December 12, 2012 8:44pm UTC

You can
<--> achieve your goal..
If Obama can get elected
2 terms,
you can get a few likes on Witty....

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Hello2U
posted a quote
December 12, 2012 7:10pm UTC

Moment of Fame:
Somebody walks up to you and mistakes you for a celebrity. Oh of course I'm Emma Stone would you like my autograph?

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Hello2U
posted a quote
December 9, 2012 3:40am UTC

Go ahead,
Commit suicide. There's just
SOO MUCH
You'll Miss
):

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Hello2U
posted a quote
December 9, 2012 3:27am UTC

I'm not your typical
cheerleader..
I rather eat Cheerios and Hersheys bars, than Nutrigrain and celery sticks.
I love to wear Aeropostale sweatpants and Uggs, than Lucky Brand jeans and Christian Louboutin heels.
I choose to listen to The Bangles and U2, than Nicki Minaj and Justin Beiber.
I rock bedhead hair, not curled or straightened kind.
I don't care if I don't have a boyfriend who will, most likely, destroy my hapiness, and if people think it's weird if I have awesome guy friends who joke and tease me.
I am not Regina George.
I look around at my fellow cheer girls and I wonder to myself:
" What's the point of being different if the people around me ......
Are all plastic barbies?

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Hello2U
posted a quote
December 9, 2012 2:49am UTC

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Wow cool tan. What have
you been doing, rolling around
in Doritos?
You should sue the people who disgraced your face amd body...
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Hello2U
posted a quote
December 9, 2012 1:34am UTC

I'm such a Nerd..
Normal Person: Hello
Me: Greetings fellow Jedi.
Normal Person: Ugh, what do you want jerk?
Me: What do you want you moon faced assasin of joy?
Normal Person: Quit it!
Me: Recede you Ruffian!
Normal Person: Well I hope you are okay..
Me: Live long and prosper Earthling in distress...
Normal Person: K Bye!
Me: May the force be with you..
Convinced

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Hello2U
posted a quote
December 9, 2012 12:50am UTC

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Moment of Fame When...
an actor/actress has the same name as you...
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Hello2U
posted a quote
December 9, 2012 12:37am UTC

The walls are caving in
The floor is crumbling
Everything's shrinking
The ceiling is crushing me
Everything's destroyed
because of
your
goodbye....

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Hello2U
posted a quote
December 9, 2012 12:25am UTC

that moment of fame when...
the city you live in gets mentioned in a movie,tv show, or song.

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