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MiizzFashiion

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Member Since: 11 Mar 2012 03:58pm

Last Seen: 31 Jul 2012 10:16am

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  1. MiizzFashiion MiizzFashiion
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 11:43am UTC
    A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.....
    Teacher: It is phsically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it is a very large mammal its throat is very small.
    Little girl: But how come Jonah was swallowed by a whale?
    Teacher: A whale can NOT swallow a human; it is physically impossible!
    Little girl: When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.
    Teacher: What if Jonah went to hell?
    Little girl: Then you ask him.

  2. MiizzFashiion MiizzFashiion
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    Reasons To Smile #1
    When a little kid tells you you're pretty.
    Submit your reason to smile by commenting on my profile :)
    CREDIT GOES 2 REASONS TO SMILE

  3. MiizzFashiion MiizzFashiion
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 3:41pm UTC
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  4. MiizzFashiion MiizzFashiion
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 7:23am UTC
    Today I stepped on a corn flake...Now Im a cereal Killer :o.

  5. MiizzFashiion MiizzFashiion
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 3:42pm UTC
    I thought you actually loved me. Lol. How could i be so fkin dumb? Im sorry; sorry i'm not her.

  6. MiizzFashiion MiizzFashiion
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 7:22am UTC
    I went to a party, Mom,
    and remembered what you said.
    You told me not to drink, Mom
    so I had a sprite instead.
    I felt proud of myself, the way you said I would,
    that I didn't drink and drive,
    though some friends said I should.
    I made a healthy choice,
    and your advice to me was right
    as the party finally ended,
    and the kids drove out of sight.
    I got into my car,
    sure to get home in one piece,
    I never knew what was coming, Mom
    something I expected least.
    Now I'm lying on the pavement,
    And I hear the policeman say,
    'The kid that caused this wreck was
    drunk, '
    Mom, His voice seems far away.
    My own blood's all around me,
    as I try hard not to cry.
    I can hear the paramedic say,
    'This girl is going to die.'
    I'm sure the guy had no idea,
    while he was flying high,
    because he chose to drink and drive,
    now I would have to die.
    So why do people do it, Mom
    Knowing that it ruins lives?
    And now the pain is cutting me,
    like a hundred stabbing knives.
    Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
    tell daddy to be brave,
    and when I go to heaven,
    put 'Daddy's Girl' on my grave.
    Someone should have taught him,
    that its wrong to drink and drive.
    Maybe if his parents had,
    I'd still be alive.
    My breath is getting shorter, Mom
    I'm getting really scared.
    These are my final moments,
    and I'm so unprepared.
    I wish that you could hold me Mom,
    as I lie here and die.
    I wish that I could say I love you, Mom
    So I love you and goodbye.
    You're putting more than just
    yourself in
    danger when you drink and drive.
    Drive sober.

  7. MiizzFashiion MiizzFashiion
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 7:06am UTC
    My shoulders are small
    but you can cry on them too.
    ♥ ♥ ♥

  8. MiizzFashiion MiizzFashiion
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 2:05pm UTC
    && W h o e l s e. . .
    HAD A CRUSH ON PETER PAN WHEN THEY WERE LITTLE?

  9. MiizzFashiion MiizzFashiion
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 6:02pm UTC
    Fav if you think
    Zayn Malik is hot.

  10. MiizzFashiion MiizzFashiion
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 5:57pm UTC
    Dear People who write on walls in the toilets,
    i donnt care who you r in LOVE wid i am just trying to PEE
    YOUR FAITHFULLY
    Not botherd
    jayciecutie01's format

  11. MiizzFashiion MiizzFashiion
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 3:56pm UTC
    Elementary School: "Yes, coloring books!" Middle school: "WTF is this first grade??" High school: "Ok, who the f&ck took my red crayon?"

  12. MiizzFashiion MiizzFashiion
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 3:50pm UTC
    Close your legs,
    your not a door.

  13. MiizzFashiion MiizzFashiion
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 3:45pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  14. MiizzFashiion MiizzFashiion
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    MATH = Mental Abuse To Humans

  15. MiizzFashiion MiizzFashiion
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 12:26pm UTC
    Don't hurt someone just because they've hurt you.

  16. MiizzFashiion MiizzFashiion
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 12:21pm UTC
    icki Minaj: Pink Hair, Katy Perry: Blue Hair, Rihanna: Red Hair &Lady Gaga: Green Hair...THE FU^KING POWER RANGERS ARE BACK!
    LOL XD

  17. MiizzFashiion MiizzFashiion
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 5:58pm UTC
    "Im Okay"
    I want someone
    too look me in the eyes,
    hug me tight and say,
    "I Know Your Not".

  18. MiizzFashiion MiizzFashiion
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 5:38pm UTC
    SOMETHING THAT ALLWAYSHAPPENS IN A HORROR MOVIEMOVIE
    Ifthereisaserialkiller
    INYOURHOUSE,YOUGETOUT
    youdontnot,golookingforhim
    becauseyouwilldie.

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