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Hey wanna bang tonight?

I mean hang...duck auto-cucumber.

God donut!

How the duck do I turn this off?

It's actually painful watching you struggle like this...xD


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Hey wanna bang tonight? I mean hang...duck auto-cucumber. God

876 faves · 5 comments · Mar 31, 2012 3:10pm

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elprado01 · 1 decade ago
My friend when she got hers:
"I am food"
What she meant:
"I am good"
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BebeCutie99 · 1 decade ago
OMG, I was like "I'm not gonna laugh, I'm not gonna laugh" but I cracked at "duck auto-cucumber" xD
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ThatsSoMeee · 1 decade ago
LOL
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KIleygrlly123 · 1 decade ago
This was one of my favorite quotes on here, lauphed so hard seeing it again(:
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FreakinAwesome · 1 decade ago
I had this exact convestation with my friend <3
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