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AT THE BEACH
me: ew you should not be wearing a bikini
me: you're hot but i'm too lazy to talk to you

me: oh there goes adele just rolling in the deep
me: why is it so hot its making me sweaty and unnattractive
me: sand. in. my. butt.
me: sand. in. my. sandwich.
me: sand. everywhere.
me: can i go home now

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AT THE BEACH me: ew you should not be wearing a bikini me: you're

670 faves · 10 comments · Mar 24, 2012 6:01pm

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Imperfectedmuffin · 1 decade ago
Ahah c: so me. When i get there, i try not to get any sand in my flip-flops because it gets uncomfortable, but by the end of the day, i have sand in my everywhere. Even in my teeth...
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hope* · 1 decade ago
i always get sand in my sandwich! xD
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MissBriannaNicole · 1 decade ago
"sand in my butt..sand in my sandwich.."
lmao
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emilyandthatsall · 1 decade ago
I looooove the beach so much XD
my parents got me up at 5am to go to the beach, and we stayed there til like 2pm :'D
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10210 · 1 decade ago
"you're hot but i'm too lazy to talk to you" HAHA yes.
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TruckSlut · 1 decade ago
clearly you aint a minnesota girl at the beach
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aureajoy · 1 decade ago
all of those are me lol exept for the last. haha i love the beach , at least when im with my fiends haah
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hope* · 1 decade ago
lawl i like the beach...for like an hour. c:
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dancergrl101 · 1 decade ago
I here ya sister! I hate the beach.
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rissa01 · 1 decade ago
the opposite of me(:
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