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Member Since: 12 Feb 2012 10:18am

Last Seen: 16 Aug 2012 11:55am

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Im Jenny.

2.20.12 ♥

  1. swaggerchica swaggerchica
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    I don't see how people say long distance relashionship dont last, it takes trust, courage and two people who love eachother.
    Here I am with my 5 month long distance relashionship & still together♥

  2. swaggerchica swaggerchica
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 6:55pm UTC
    Lets face it, in 4 years there will be another boy band
    and we will forget about One Direction like we did with Jonas Brothers..

  3. swaggerchica swaggerchica
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 6:51pm UTC
    I like when I preview my quote..it gives me the hopes of getting 1000 faves and 100 comments..

  4. swaggerchica swaggerchica
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 6:47pm UTC
    *getting home from the movies*
    Dad: *tells mom* she was with a pack of boys
    Mom:
    Me: Those were my friend friends..
    Dad: no
    Me: i didnt even know them..
    Dad: no
    Me:
    Dad:

  5. swaggerchica swaggerchica
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 1:44pm UTC
    Most girls: omg i just got to look good everytime, on weekends in the morning.hair is done, perfect outfit, makeup good, thats a good time.
    Me: here i am on my laptop, with pjs, hair a mess, no makeup , eating food. now thats a good time.

  6. swaggerchica swaggerchica
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 12:39pm UTC
    Guy: your boobs are small...
    Me: well you know I cant just tell my hormones to grow faster...

  7. swaggerchica swaggerchica
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    11 year old on facebook: Dumb F*cks can f*ck yourselves, Im 11 and more pretty and mature then all you dog looking b/tches lmfao
    Me: woah little girl wash your potty mouth
    nmq

  8. swaggerchica swaggerchica
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    Me: Mom I want this!
    Mom: Money doesn't grow on trees
    Me: What is money made of ?
    Mom: Paper..
    Me: And where does paper come from?
    Mom:..Trees..
    Me:
    Mom:
    Brother: MOM YOU JUST GOT OWNED.
    -True Story

  9. swaggerchica swaggerchica
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    Channing Tatum on this new dancing movie?
    OH HELL YES COUNT ME IN!

  10. swaggerchica swaggerchica
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    HOME :
    where I can be ugly and feel
    proud of it.
    format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill

  11. swaggerchica swaggerchica
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    HOME :
    where I can be ugly and feel
    proud of it.
    format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill

  12. swaggerchica swaggerchica
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 11:26am UTC
    Yesterday I was w i t h my niece
    She asked if I was talking to my gf , and I said yes. Then she asked "are you guys gonna get married?" I replied with "I hope so". Later I told my gf my niece asked that , and she didnt believe I said that. She asked "like really really?" And I said "like really really".
    I made her smile for the rest of the day ♥
    nmq/nmf

  13. swaggerchica swaggerchica
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 2:21pm UTC
    Summer to-do list
    Grow hair longer
    Dye hair
    perfect beach body
    tan
    new clothes/shoes
    see my babe<3
    &
    fu*k it, YOLO.

  14. swaggerchica swaggerchica
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 3:09pm UTC
    follow me on instagram
    "Jennifer_Rod"

  15. swaggerchica swaggerchica
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 3:01pm UTC
    And sometimes I wonder
    All we care so much about the way we look
    And the way we talk,
    and the way we act and the clothes we bought, how much that cost? Does it even really matter?
    Cuz if life is an uphill battle,
    We all try to climb on the same old ladder In the same boat with the
    same old paddle
    Why so shallow,
    I'm just asking
    What's the pattern to the madness?

  16. swaggerchica swaggerchica
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 3:48pm UTC
    You know you're the ultimite stalker if you creep with
    google maps...

  17. swaggerchica swaggerchica
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 11:04am UTC
    lets eat grandma
    lets eat, grandma
    punctuation can
    save lives.

  18. swaggerchica swaggerchica
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 3:42pm UTC
    Last day of school
    Normal People : OMG im gonna miss you so much!!
    Me: Bye bitchachos

  19. swaggerchica swaggerchica
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 3:04pm UTC
    follow me on instagram?(:
    "Jennifer_Rod"

  20. swaggerchica swaggerchica
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 5:00pm UTC
    Okay wanna do something cool?
    Move your foot clockwise and draw a 6 in the air with your finger...
    Watch your foot go counterclockwise & you cant control it xD
    MIND=BLOWN
    follow me on instagram?(:
    "Jennifer_Rod"

:)

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