TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA:         Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago..
WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:   Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA:

1487 faves · 21 comments · Mar 18, 2012 9:08am

Esmeralda* · 1 decade ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA!! ;DD
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ktaylor · 1 decade ago
Okay . Why such random names . Why not like common ones ? Lol (;
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InYourWildestDreams · 1 decade ago
lol i love this :D
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AwesomePossum69 · 1 decade ago
"I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." Damn right you are, Millie! You go girl ;D
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ICECREAMFOREVER · 1 decade ago
haha nice and loving it (; ♥
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PervertedUnicorn · 1 decade ago
The last one made me laugh for like 5 minutes. HAHAHAHA! :D
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DanceFreak97 · 1 decade ago
lol that one about George Washington just made my day

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eminem23 · 1 decade ago
wait it's so weird that you chose the name donald.. it's so uncommon, but that's my brother's name(: btw this quote's wicked funny
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