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AwesomePossum69

1. AwesomePossum69
   posted a quote
   July 17, 2012 1:09am UTC
   Fave if you're really a 50-year-old pedophile.
   
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2. AwesomePossum69
   posted a quote
   March 28, 2012 9:19pm UTC
   286,821 people on Witty and not one faved my quote?
   Easy, Helen, easy, easy girl. You're overreacting, everything's fine, they're just... all getting coffee! At the same time. Yeah.
   
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3. AwesomePossum69
   posted a quote
   January 19, 2012 10:33pm UTC
   I hear girls at school talking to their friends saying,
   "Oh my gosh, I have six guys that like me and I can't choose!
   And then I'm just sitting over here like,
   "So what should I name my seventeenth cat?"
   
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4. AwesomePossum69
   posted a quote
   January 15, 2012 10:18pm UTC
   They tell me I can do so much better.
   But I don't want better.
   I want you.
   
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5. AwesomePossum69
   posted a quote
   September 19, 2011 8:40pm UTC
   Love.
   feels like heaven,
   hurts like hell.
   
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6. AwesomePossum69
   posted a quote
   August 5, 2011 3:13pm UTC
   Sometimes,
   I wonder if there are guys on here,
   pretending to be girls.
   
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7. AwesomePossum69
   posted a quote
   June 21, 2011 6:47pm UTC
   Reality
   is a lovely place,
   but I wouldn't wanna
   live there
   -Owl City; The Real World
   
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