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xlivelaughlove524x
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August 8, 2012 8:26pm UTC

Girl: May I please use the restroom?
Teacher: Can you wait? This period is almost over.
Girl: Not for me it isn't.
^I saw this in a movie today, and I laughed so hard I cried.

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Hale_Storm18
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May 16, 2013 3:01pm UTC

What is more deadly, a gun or a thought?
A gun gives you the opportunity, but a thought pulls the trigger.

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Hale_Storm18
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May 17, 2013 2:27pm UTC

My thoughts 24/7: I wouldn't have to deal with this if I were a Kardashian

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 8:49pm UTC

i wish there were a book that was filled with
the first impressions of every single person i've ever spoken to because i'd really like to just sit down and read what everyone thought of me.

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Hale_Storm18
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May 14, 2013 2:35pm UTC

Me as a lawyer
Me: *prosecuting lawyer voice* I have only one question for the defendant, guiltypersonsayswhat?
Defendant: What?
Me: Owned. You're going to jail.

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 8:54pm UTC

if i ever become famous i'm going to
create this fake account for every popular network out there and be a part of my own fandom and i will be like bffs with my fans and we'll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea it's me and then one day i would call them on skype and see the blood run out of their faces

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MyMindBook
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 8:37pm UTC

Imagine going to Starbucks, after you order ask them to write
"Harry Styles" on your cup.
So when they call out Harry Styles, you'll see all these girls looking
around or fangirling and you go up to say,
"Oh he's in the car at the moment, but since I'm his girlfriend I'll
take it."
Then walk away like a boss.

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BlackButterflies
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November 6, 2012 9:56pm UTC

I love how all you Americans are freaking the f/ck out about the elections and I'm just chilling in New Zealand with the sheep.

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Yourbeautiful*
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October 12, 2012 5:13pm UTC

Hate your body?
Get a blade, take it and go into your bathroom, then take all your clothes off. Stand up and look in the mirror. Just stop and look for a second, even if you hate what you see. The, imagine your body covered in scars, cuts and bruises. Imagine yourself, months from now hiding your body, apologizing while you hurry to push your sleeves down, Saying it was just your dog/cat, having to cover up your wrists all the time, lying about them.
Now back to normal, which do you prefer?..Exactly. Put down the razor. Put your clothes back on. Leave the bathroom. Go call someone you care about and tell them you love them.
Don't ever touch that f*cking razor ever again.

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kayybeee18
posted a quote
October 12, 2012 3:46pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Screw Obama & Romney
I'm voting for Cady Heron because she pushed Regina George in front of a bus.
-Nmf (;

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mars*
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October 12, 2012 2:54pm UTC

**When Steve and his wife find out the gender of their baby...**
Doctor: Congratulations! its a girl!
Steve: *Facepalm* No no no no...This cannot be happening. DON'T YOU REALISE WHATS HAPPENING?!?! OUR LIVES WILL BECOME LIVING HELL!!
Steve's wife: What are you talking about..?
Steve: ....HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THE GIRLS ON MY WEBSITE..? YOU DON'T REALISE WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN!!! SHE'LL GROW INTO A TEENAGER AND SHE WILL BECOME OBSESSED WITH A BOYBAND, AND CRY ABOUT BEING FOREVER ALONE, AND...THE GIRLS ARE CRAZY!
Steve: CRAZY I TELL YOU!!
MY QUOTE.

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Andreaxoxo
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October 6, 2012 1:57pm UTC

hot boy: *accepts my friend request*
me: the wedding invitations will be sent out next week

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 12:43am UTC

ALL LOVE EVER DOES
IS BREAK
AND BURN
AND END;

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 1:37pm UTC

Today I took a bath.
I didn't wash my hair.
Or wash my body.
I took a washable marker and pointed out every flaw I saw on myself.
I wrote down every flaw I saw, and I wrote them all over my body.
I was covered in marker.
I washed them off, and they went down the drain.
They won't hold me back anymore.
-sixbillionsecrets

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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never_forget
posted a quote
October 4, 2012 6:38pm UTC

it's so strange that autumn is so beautful
when everything is actually dying.♥

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xHello
posted a quote
October 2, 2012 4:00pm UTC

I NEED A . . .
☐ Concert Ticket
☐ Boyfriend
☑ A concert ticket to see
my boyfriend.

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DenaAnn
posted a quote
October 2, 2012 5:09pm UTC

Me after 30 seconds of running:
I'm still alive but I'm barely breathing

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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
October 2, 2012 2:18pm UTC

" Does my hair look okay?"
" Yes "
" Dude, you didn't even look "

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ggiinnaa
posted a quote
October 1, 2012 9:26pm UTC

what's the point of blurring out the middle finger on tv?
like ooooh you have me fooled.
what's behind all the blur?
is it an umbrella?
and elephant?
a hedgehog?

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