Awkward States
comment which one you think is the most awkward

Wyoming

"The Equality/Cowboy State"
This state of 97,818 square miles has a population of roughly 544,000. The state of Rhode Island is 1,213.9
square miles & it has a population of roughly 1,053,000. That's pretty sad. The smallest town in the country
is Lost Springs, Wyoming. It is 0.1 square miles & has a population of one. NOTHING IS IN WYOMING! The
name itself is so odd because it sounds like a verb with the "ing" at the end. Lastly, the proper name for a
resident of Wyoming is a "Wyomingite" ... what?

Arkansas
"The Natural State"
When do you ever hear about Arkansas? Bill Clinton used to live there & so does some family with 20 kids.
That's it. Before you even learn anything about this state, you know it's awkward right when you find out
its name. The s at the end bothers me so much. JUST GET OUT, YOU SHOULD BE A W. I've called the
state "apple sauce" ever since I was little. Also, the capital of Arkansas is Little Rock. Seriously? You know
your state is awkward when Little Rock, a name that reminds me of a teeny tiny pebble, is what you call
your biggest city.

Nebraska
"The Cornhusker State"
^need I say more?

Montana
"The Treasure State"
A humongous chunk of the U.S. is used just so that the buffalo can roam. Some choose to call this
place Montana. No one would even know it exists if it wasn't for Disney Channel. Miley Cyrus disgraced
the name of that state anyways, just admit it. Any girl who lives there named Hannah must get
tormented to no end. There probably isn't even a girl there named Hannah. Just mountains &
buffalo! Perhaps there's a buffalo named Hannah. The poor thing.

P.S. if there's a girl reading this named Hannah & she is a resident of Montana, this is awkward.
but not as awkward as your state.

Idaho
"The Gem State"
I think about Idaho & the only thing that comes to mind is potatoes. Awkward. So awkward. Would
you be proud if your state was only known for a vegetable of the nightshade family? The name of the
state itself is weird... it sounds like something a "lady of the night" would say. Sound out the syllables.
I-da-ho

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Awkward States comment which one you think is the most awkward

290 faves · 59 comments · Jan 31, 2012 4:23pm

beckaaaaaaay · 1 decade ago
Hahahahah, Montana. ".....But not as awkward as your state."
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33_LuvU2_33 · 1 decade ago
Nebraska hahah
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fool's gold* · 1 decade ago
Idaho or Arkansas
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khushhx0x · 1 decade ago
wyoming!
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xoalicecullenxo · 1 decade ago
lol @ the people who found this quote offensive.
take a joke
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Chelz1234 · 1 decade ago
I da ho (;.
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neonnailpolish13 · 1 decade ago
I DA HO;))
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Loveyouskater11 · 1 decade ago
nebraskaa
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crystalraven4411 · 1 decade ago
lets just say i forgot nebraska was a state... nebraska or the I-de-hoooooooooooooo
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bella5296 · 1 decade ago
wyoming = that amazing small town feel you cant get anywhere else. and yellow stone national park which means wolves. and buffalo. Montana = mountains, hills..country. none of that city crap everybody loves so much. and buffalo are cool...hoping to visit all of these places, except maybe idaho, and live in wyoming. :)
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chillchica4 · 1 decade ago
hahhhahah I LOVE THIS QUOTE. Probably wyoming or nebraska...
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ferggy09 · 1 decade ago
ARE KANSAS!!! (Arkansas_
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frisco0317 · 1 decade ago
idaho :P
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Lexi_Is_A_Boss · 1 decade ago
I DA HO! :))
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clandd55 · 1 decade ago
seriously, laughing so much. this is awesome. (:
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rocker09 · 1 decade ago
Only 2 I found were awkward, and thats only because of their names. And it's funny how everyone gets all seroius about this! It's just a quote.. Calm down :)
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peacelovemusic47 · 1 decade ago
wait... are people really finding this offensive? come on, she didn't say everyone from there is awkward. she's not talking about you. you're really getting defensive over a state...? you're technically defending an inanimate object.
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bgsoccer93 · 1 decade ago
I dont think any of them are awkward i mean they are just states but i find it stupid how people are like are you serious this is offensive...Like CALM DOWN it was a joke...just saying
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xhannahql11x · 1 decade ago
guys you shouldnt take this offensive, it was probably just a joke and i thought it was funny
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adg9198 · 1 decade ago
Idaho, or Wyoming
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