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33_LuvU2_33

1. 33_LuvU2_33
   posted a quote
   January 21, 2012 11:43am UTC
   Has anyone ever noticed?
   The titles of the movies at "Premiere Theater" in Drake&Josh?
   nmf
   
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2. 33_LuvU2_33
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   December 10, 2011 10:40am UTC
   Apologizing To People
   when you COME OVER WITH NO MAKEUP ON.
   
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3. 33_LuvU2_33
   posted a quote
   December 1, 2011 10:45pm UTC
   I Live in a world /// Full of people
   ( _ . · ´ ¯ ` · × » Pretending to be something they're not.
   -A Cinderella Story
   
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4. 33_LuvU2_33
   posted a quote
   November 19, 2011 11:56am UTC
   When you have to make a
   hard decision you flip a coin
   because for that split-second
   when the coin is in the air you
   will suddenly realize
   what you're hoping for♥
   
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5. 33_LuvU2_33
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   November 18, 2011 10:23pm UTC
   Screw hair detaglers,
   I just violently brush my hair till the knots come out...
   Format; IDance
   
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6. 33_LuvU2_33
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   September 5, 2011 5:12pm UTC
   You're not falling for him,
   He's just tripping you.
   
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7. 33_LuvU2_33
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   August 6, 2011 10:52am UTC
   Dear Google Earth, Thank you for showing me which neighbors have pools... Sincerely, i've been looking for new friends. ♥
   
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8. 33_LuvU2_33
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   July 28, 2011 1:18pm UTC
   Waking Up
   at 12:00 and not knowing whether to eat,
   Breakfast or Lunch?
   format:bypeaceinpieces
   
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9. 33_LuvU2_33
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   February 11, 2011 10:31pm UTC
   The awkward rejection you get
   from your own pets
   
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10. 33_LuvU2_33
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    December 17, 2010 7:32am UTC
    Today my six year old told me I have a big nose.
    When I told her she hurt my feelings
    ♥♥she laughed and said♥♥
    ( _ . · ´ ¯ ` · × » ( _ . · ´ ¯ ` · × »
    "Don't be silly mommy,
    ugly people don't have feelings!"
    FML
    
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11. 33_LuvU2_33
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    December 15, 2010 6:50pm UTC
    when you ask a little kid how old they are,
    they always use their fingers to show you
    
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12. 33_LuvU2_33
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    November 22, 2010 12:36pm UTC
    Does    It    Bother    Anyone    Else
    that sometimes it says unfave & sometimes it says remove from faves?
     
    
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13. 33_LuvU2_33
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    October 23, 2010 11:50am UTC
    Walking into a cold pool;
    And walking on your toes
    
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14. 33_LuvU2_33
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    October 14, 2010 6:41pm UTC
    Practicing your smile on picture day
    
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15. 33_LuvU2_33
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    July 18, 2010 9:46pm UTC
    Am I the only one
    that gets frustrated when
    my headphones keep
    falling out?
    mine:)
    
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16. 33_LuvU2_33
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    July 9, 2010 8:25pm UTC
    The awkward moment /// when you realize
    ( _ . · ´ ¯ ` · × » ( _ . · ´ ¯ · × » they're not waving at you
    
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17. 33_LuvU2_33
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    June 24, 2010 3:34pm UTC
    ♥ When I was in kindergarten ♥
    I gave the boy i liked a bracelet
    My parents told me we were moving on the second to last day of school, in second grade.
    On the last day of second grade he told me he loved me and he would never forget me.
    I am now in 8th grade, and my parents let me come back and see everyone like i do every other year.
    So i went to the mall with my friends and then i saw him.
    He was still wearing the bracelet.
    I went up to him and he said to me,
    "I never took it off... and i still love you"
    
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18. 33_LuvU2_33
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    June 24, 2010 3:15pm UTC
    Today, when walking
    home from school
    a little boy on my street was sitting at the end of his driveway and he stopped me.
    He said "You are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen," and handed me a rose.
    My mother told me he had been waiting there since 7 this morning.
    It was now 4 pm.
    
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19. 33_LuvU2_33
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    June 23, 2010 5:07pm UTC
    A n y o n e e l s e
    jump when the toaster pops?
    
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20. 33_LuvU2_33
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2010 4:05pm UTC
    M y 6 y e a r o l d s i s t e r h a s
    ♥ l e u k e m i a ♥
    Today I visited her in hospital and as she laid in her bed,
    here all she had left was a few minutes to go she whispered to me
    "I know I'm going to die, and i know i don't have much time to go, but I know that I'm going to be coming back to this world as a kitten. So after I'm gone, and when a little white kitten---» ((me)) comes to your door, please take care of the little kitten just as you've always taken care of me".
    lgmh changed it up a bit :]
    
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