Imagine in 20 years,
when your son tells you he got
detention.
Mum, I got detention.
OMG what did you do?
I
hit a kid.
Well you know that will cost you a month
without internet.
But that kid said Harry Potter sucks.
COME HERE MY BOY, YOU HAVE MADE ME SO
PROUD. I KNOW I HAVE RAISED YOU WELL HEDWIG
CROOKSHANKS.