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1. xodreamerxo
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   December 17, 2011 8:43am UTC
   There are only two types of honest people in the world,
   small children & drunk people.
   -Megan Fox.
   
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2. xodreamerxo
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   December 17, 2011 8:19am UTC
   Test your toungue
   Find the 3 and get a kiss tomorrow.
   SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
   SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
   SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS3SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
   SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
   SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
   *find the B DON'T skip or your wish won't come true
   RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
   RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
   RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
   RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRR
   RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
   Once you found the 'B' find the mistake
   ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYNZ
   Once you found the mistake Find the 1
   lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
   llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
   lllllllllllllllllllllll1llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
   llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
   Once you found the 1. Find the 6
   99999999999999999999999999999999999999999
   99999999999999999999999999999999999999999
   99999996999999999999999999999999999999999
   99999999999999999999999999999999999999999
   99999999999999999999999999999999999999999
   once you found the 6 find the N (it's hard!!!)
   MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
   MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
   MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
   MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
   MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
   MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMMMM
   MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
   Once you found the N... find the Q
   OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
   OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
   OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
   OOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOO
   OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
   find the i
   llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
   lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
   lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
   lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
   Now make 2 wishes!
   *~ they will come true~*
   Now as soon as you make ur 2 wishes repost this as "test ur tounge" ;)
   if u don't your wishes won'come true ;(
   You got 20 minutes! Hurry!!!!!
   
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3. xodreamerxo
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   December 14, 2011 9:02pm UTC
   MY TIME SCHEDULE:
   SLEEP
   WAKE UP EXHAUSTED
   PLEDGE TO GO TO BED EARLIER TONIGHT
   SLEEP ALL DAY
   FINIALLY WAKE UP LATER
   WIDE AWAKE
   ITS LATE BUT WHOCARE??
   ITS TIME TO PARTY!
   ITS 2AM I SHUD PROBABLY GO TO BED
   
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4. xodreamerxo
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   November 20, 2011 3:29pm UTC
   ONLY IN AMERICA
   - can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulence
   - do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counter
   - do they have drive-up ATM machines with braille lettering
   - do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke
   - do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our usless junk in the garage
   
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5. xodreamerxo
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   November 20, 2011 9:23am UTC
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6. xodreamerxo
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   November 19, 2011 7:52am UTC
   say your crushes name 6 times
   now make a wish
   whats more important love or ten million dollars
   wish again love or money
   now post this in 60 sec
   and you will have an unexpected convo with your crush
   
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7. xodreamerxo
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   November 18, 2011 11:17pm UTC
   7th - 12th grade love. ♥
   Since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight.
   If you don't repost this, your worst week starts now.
   
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8. xodreamerxo
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   November 18, 2011 11:15pm UTC
   MUFFINS ARE JUST THE UGLIER COUSINS OF CUPCAKES
   
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9. xodreamerxo
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   November 18, 2011 11:11pm UTC
   WHOEVER said NOTHING is IMPOSSIBLE, never TRIED slamming A revolving DOOR
   
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10. xodreamerxo
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    November 18, 2011 6:49pm UTC
    I DREAM OF A BETTER TOMORROW
    WHERE CHICKENS CAN CROSS
    THE ROAD WITHOUT HAVING
    THEIR MOTIVES QUESTIONED!
    
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11. xodreamerxo
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    November 17, 2011 3:45pm UTC
    u cant buy happiness,
    but u can buy ice cream,
    which is pretty much the same thing
    
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12. xodreamerxo
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    November 14, 2011 8:20pm UTC
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13. xodreamerxo
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    November 14, 2011 7:40pm UTC
    THEY SHUD ADD ANOTHER CATEGORY THATS; EHHH JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT.      FAV IF U AGREE
    
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14. xodreamerxo
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    November 14, 2011 7:35pm UTC
    WHY THE HELL WILL THESE STUPID PIGS NOT DIIIEEEEEE???!!!???!!!
    what have u done to me angry birds lol <3
    
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15. xodreamerxo
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    November 12, 2011 12:07pm UTC
    I WAZ WALKING IN THE PARK ONE DAY WHEN I SAW A dead hobo, it waz kinda funny
    p.s. i have no idea how this fits under the insperational catagory but i still put it there cuz im freakin awesone :)
    
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16. xodreamerxo
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    November 12, 2011 12:04pm UTC
    MY LIL BRO: HEY, CAN U WATCH SPONGEBOB WITH ME?
    ME: (SHOUTING)I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO IN LIFE THEN WATCH SPONGEBOB WITH YOU!!!!
    BRO: NO U DONT
    ME: YEAH YEAH, I KNOW, I DONT. SO WHICH EPISODE WE WATCHING?
    
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17. xodreamerxo
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    November 12, 2011 11:58am UTC
    my mom always told me to brush my teeth before i went to a densits appointment. but i never understood why because isnt the dentist gonna clean them anyway... i HATE brushing my teeth, so why not let the dentist do all the work?
    
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18. xodreamerxo
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    November 12, 2011 7:24am UTC
    THERES THIS KID IN MY SKOOL THAT IS LIKE MAD HAWT, AND MY LIFE - LONG DREAM IS TO RUN
    MY FINGERS THROUGH HIS HAIR. HE HAS LONG,
    SEXY, PERFECT FOR MAKING OUT, KINDA HAIR.
    but hes a senior and im a freshman, hes never even seen me before :(
    
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19. xodreamerxo
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    September 25, 2011 6:52pm UTC
    HOLY MOTHER OF PICKLES!!!!!!
    
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20. xodreamerxo
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    September 25, 2011 12:34pm UTC
    holy @#!%
    mother ?+&^%#
    god *&^%*!
    i gotta tell you something REALLY important
    ok
    u ready
    here goes.......
    hi
    
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