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ElectrikSmilez

Status: And when I get there, it won't be far enough.

Member Since: 29 Apr 2011 04:58pm

Last Seen: 2 Nov 2012 09:47pm

Location: Wisconsin

Gender: F

user id: 170198

501 Quotes
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  1. ElectrikSmilez ElectrikSmilez
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 8:37pm UTC
    I don't know what's more awkward, answering Dora or sitting in silence while she stares at you.

  2. ElectrikSmilez ElectrikSmilez
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 7:33pm UTC
    Bring knife to a gun fight.
    Stab them while they're laughing.

  3. ElectrikSmilez ElectrikSmilez
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 7:27pm UTC
    One does not simply save popcorn for the actual movie.

  4. ElectrikSmilez ElectrikSmilez
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 7:22pm UTC
    You're 12 and bragging about how 15 guys grinded on you?
    You're such a respectable young woman.

  5. ElectrikSmilez ElectrikSmilez
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 7:13pm UTC
    The United States doesn't have an official language.
    I thought we spoke American.
    I'm not sure if you're an idiot or just kidding.

  6. ElectrikSmilez ElectrikSmilez
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 5:06pm UTC
    I try to act like I don't care at all,
    but I do care, more than you will ever know.

  7. ElectrikSmilez ElectrikSmilez
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    your "jokes" hurt.

  8. ElectrikSmilez ElectrikSmilez
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 6:00pm UTC
    '
    reaching a fever pitch & it's bringing me out the dark.
    reaching a fever pitch & it's bringing me out the dark.
    reaching a fever pitch & it's bringing me out the dark.
    KATNISS EVERDEEN,
    The girl who was on fire.

  9. ElectrikSmilez ElectrikSmilez
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 5:57pm UTC
    "I'm fine, I'm just tired."
    Can't someone see I'm dying inside?

  10. ElectrikSmilez ElectrikSmilez
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 5:53pm UTC
    YOU JUST
    DONT CARE.

  11. ElectrikSmilez ElectrikSmilez
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 7:09pm UTC
    Creeper: Wanna go out with me?
    Me: You're way too old for me.
    Creeper: Age is just a number ;)
    Me: Yeah, and jail is just a room.

  12. ElectrikSmilez ElectrikSmilez
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  13. ElectrikSmilez ElectrikSmilez
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 6:40pm UTC
    Once again,
    I broke another promise that I made to myself.
    Figures.

  14. ElectrikSmilez ElectrikSmilez
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 8:22pm UTC
    He hurt me so much.
    After everything we've been through together,
    he just threw me away.
    And the worst part is, he made it look so easy.

    NOT MY FORMAT

  15. ElectrikSmilez ElectrikSmilez
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 10:56am UTC
    CookieDoughFormats
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    You left me once,
    you'll just leave me again.
    nmf
    CookieDoughFormats

  16. ElectrikSmilez ElectrikSmilez
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 10:20pm UTC
    Me: Mom...
    Mom: Yeah honey?
    Me: Remember when I told you I was going out with friends?
    Mom: Yes, why?
    Me: ...I'm in jail.

  17. ElectrikSmilez ElectrikSmilez
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 10:00pm UTC
    The Big Bang Theory:
    Sheldon: I made tea.
    Leonard: I didn't want tea.
    Sheldon: I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea.
    Leonard: Then why are you telling me?
    Sheldon: It's a conversation starter.
    Leonard: That's a lousy conversation starter.
    Sheldon: Oh really? We're conversing.

  18. ElectrikSmilez ElectrikSmilez
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 9:58pm UTC
    The Big Bang Theory:
    Sheldon: Why are you crying?
    Penny: Because I'm stupid!
    Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.

  19. ElectrikSmilez ElectrikSmilez
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 9:50pm UTC
    Family Guy:
    Stewie: What the hell is this?!
    Louis: It's your favorite, honey; tuna salad!
    Stewie: Oh, really. Is that what it is? Because I could have sworn it was mayonaise and cat food!

  20. ElectrikSmilez ElectrikSmilez
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 9:47pm UTC
    That 70's Show:
    Jackie: You're coming over to my house tonight, and we're gonna..."study."
    Kelso: Come on! I never get to do anything fun!
    Jackie: God, you're dumb.
    Kelso: Well, I guess that's why I gotta go "study!!!"

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