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1. SUPERM4Nx3
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   December 18, 2011 3:41pm UTC
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2. SUPERM4Nx3
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   December 18, 2011 3:09pm UTC
   first world problems
   had too much to eat at lunch and now i'm tired
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3. SUPERM4Nx3
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   December 18, 2011 3:00pm UTC
   first world problems
   i need to change the channel, but the remote is all the way over there
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4. SUPERM4Nx3
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   December 18, 2011 2:57pm UTC
   first world problems
   i can't hear the tv when eating crunchy snacks
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5. SUPERM4Nx3
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   December 18, 2011 2:53pm UTC
   first world problems
   my hand is too fat to shove into a pringles tub so i have to tilt it
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6. SUPERM4Nx3
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   December 18, 2011 2:47pm UTC
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   December 18, 2011 2:39pm UTC
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8. SUPERM4Nx3
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   November 27, 2011 12:23pm UTC
   PARDON ME FOR MY LACK OF EXCITEMENT BUT I'M NOT ENTIRELY THRILLED
   
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9. SUPERM4Nx3
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   November 27, 2011 12:18pm UTC
   you annoy me..
   go stand over there.
   
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10. SUPERM4Nx3
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    November 27, 2011 12:15pm UTC
    Why'd you start texting me?
    cause you liked my status, which is bascially saying you want my dick
    
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11. SUPERM4Nx3
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    November 27, 2011 12:12pm UTC
    Hate to break it to you but..
    getting 100 'favourties' on your quote isn't going to eliminate cancer, all it's going to do is clog up the top quote board, causing good quotes not to get as high as yours. There is a difference between showing respect for the victims, and just fishing for 'favourties'.
    
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12. SUPERM4Nx3
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    November 12, 2011 4:07pm UTC
    today i've had loads of 69 signs..
    i asked this guy for his number and some of the digits in it were like 699669 and now i have 69 notifications..
    this is the best day ever :3
    
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    November 12, 2011 1:34pm UTC
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14. SUPERM4Nx3
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    November 12, 2011 1:29pm UTC
    that moment when..
    you re-watch a movie you haven't seen in years, and it suddenly all makes sense because you orginally watched it when you were too young.
    
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15. SUPERM4Nx3
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    November 12, 2011 11:48am UTC
    Imagine in 20 years, when your son tells you he got detention.
    Mum, I got detention.
    OMG what did you do?
    I hit a kid.
    Well you know that will cost you a month without internet.
    But that kid said Harry Potter sucks.
    COME HERE MY BOY, YOU HAVE MADE ME SO PROUD. I KNOW I HAVE RAISED YOU WELL HEDWIG CROOKSHANKS.
    
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16. SUPERM4Nx3
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    November 12, 2011 11:42am UTC
    interupt my sleeping
    and i'll interupt your breathing.
    
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17. SUPERM4Nx3
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    November 12, 2011 11:36am UTC
    Rebecca Taylor
    so what happens when the heart just stops? ♥
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    YOU DIE.
    
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    November 12, 2011 11:29am UTC
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    November 12, 2011 11:22am UTC
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20. SUPERM4Nx3
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    November 3, 2011 2:58pm UTC
    kurt cobain killed himself a month after justin bieber was born
    he knew.
    
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