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GIRL'S FACEBOOK STATUS:
"I'm so sick of guys being such dicks!"

BOY'S COMMENT:

"In 7th Grade I begged the teacher to let me be your science partner. I suggested you come over five times & each time you said no. I did our project, all of it. In 8th grade I sent you three Valentine's cards, roses, & candy. I tried to be romantic but you gave the roses to someone else & threw the candy away. In 9th grade I asked you to dance at the school & you said to give you 2 minutes to go to the bathroom. I waited two hours but you never came back. In 10th grade, I bought us tickets to see your favorite band. You took them, said thanks, & went with your friend. & Now I'm here in 11th grade, confessing all of this, on Facebook, where everyone can see to prove:
Sometimes boys are dicks, but sometimes, it's the girls."

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GIRL'S FACEBOOK STATUS: "I'm so sick of guys being

1218 faves · 17 comments · May 15, 2011 12:42am

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dreamer25 · 1 decade ago
Epic!!!!!!!!
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kolierose · 1 decade ago
Amen
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Ruinerofeverything · 1 decade ago
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HisFavoriteGirl · 1 decade ago
Everyday I'm tumblin'
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this is my favooorritee!! (:
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cccsoftball13 happy witty anniversary! · 1 decade ago
loveee!
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vivalaNatalie · 1 decade ago
boom roasted.
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happybri12 · 1 decade ago
Omg i love this!
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stephkat4 · 1 decade ago
is thiss a true story?
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x_LIGHTinTHEdark_x · 1 decade ago
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truskitt14 · 1 decade ago
I LOVE THIS.
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candy177582 · 1 decade ago
omg. i saw this and for a second it was like my ex was saying all the cause everything tht he said was wat i did.. :|
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Masaraliciouse · 1 decade ago
iv seen dis on fb also!
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