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truskitt14

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Member Since: 14 Dec 2010 03:55pm

Last Seen: 28 Jan 2012 04:06am

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  1. truskitt14 truskitt14
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2011 12:55pm UTC
    kissing test 1.hold you breath 2.click add a quote 3. copy, paste, and change the color of "kissing test" 4. add this quote 5.good now ,if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser or your computer is fast

  2. truskitt14 truskitt14
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2011 4:43pm UTC
    texting fail:
    Dad: Guess what? Your mom and I are going to divorce next week!
    You: WHAT?!?
    Dad: DISNEY! Your mom and I are going to DISNEY next week! Stupid autocorrect.

  3. truskitt14 truskitt14
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2010 1:03pm UTC
    you know you are a normal teen if:
    1)you have a facebook
    2)you own a cellphone
    4)you are wasting your time reading this
    5)you didn't realize there was no #3
    7)you checked to see if there wasn't a #3
    8)O: where's 6?
    9)you are smiling now

  4. truskitt14 truskitt14
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2010 11:19am UTC
    Do you ever feel-
    No, Katy Perry, I've never felt like a plastic bag.

  5. truskitt14 truskitt14
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2010 9:44pm UTC
    There's no half singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.

  6. truskitt14 truskitt14
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2010 5:53pm UTC
    If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.

  7. truskitt14 truskitt14
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2010 5:42pm UTC
    I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious.
    -Albert Einstein

  8. truskitt14 truskitt14
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2010 5:16pm UTC
    A clever person solves a problem. A wise one prevents it.
    -Albert Einstein

  9. truskitt14 truskitt14
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2010 4:44pm UTC
    I don't drink these days. I'm allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.
    Robert Downey Jr.

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