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- My name's Bristol Allyn.
- I'm 16 years young.
- I blow out the candles on March 11.
- I'm a junior. Upper classmen, baybay. ;D
I'm brunette.
- I have hazel eyes && wear contacts.
- I'm 5 feet 4 inches.
- I have a sister && two half brothers.

- I have a disease called P.O.T.S.
- I have clinical depression.
- My parents are my everything.
- I love my siblings.
- I'm shallow && self-centered.
- My belly button is  pierced.
- I have a 'ho's looks but a 'bro's personality.
- I'm easy-going && social.
- I'm obnoxious.
- I always pronounce 'rofl' as an actual word.
- I usually put '&&' instead of 'and'.
- I play the game (I just lost).
- I get along better with boys rather than girls.
- I enjoy hugs very much.
- A Day To Remember is my favorite band.
- All Time Low is my second favorite band.
- I'm gonna marry Mitchel Musso one day.
- I'm always cold.
- I live life to the fullest.
- I love secrets but I can't keep them.
- I can keep promises.
- I have an obsession with socks.
- I love pajama pants.
- My favorite food is french fries.
- I love to eat poptarts.
- I will randomly break out in dance.
- I've been dancing since I was 3.
- I'm on color guard for the band.
- I laugh way too much.
- I'm always hyper.
- I love the drink monster.
- 'Finding Nemo' is  the best movie.
- I'm a nerd.
- I love giraffes.
- I'm always listening to music.
- I'm scared of spiders, bugs, && death.
- I text too much.
- My favorite store is Hot Topic.
- My phone's always on silent.
- My dog's name is Ferb (my sister's is Phineas).
- I love horror movies.
- I get frustrated && pissed easily.
- I'm a little kid at heart.
- I love Spring and Autumn.
- I'm always on my computer.
- I talk way too much.
- I love the ocean.
- I wanna be a biology teacher when I grow up.
- My favorite color is orange.
- I love converse.
- I laugh at pretty much everything.
- I love apples and apple juice.
- I'm really lazy.
- Music's my life.
- I think this about me thingy is way too long.
- Yeah , I'm a handful . xD
This is my giraffe. He's named Jeffrey. (:

Status: Sick. ._.

I'm a girl. I make a damn tasty sandwich. I can beat your ass in Black Ops. Come at me, bro.

Andrea Amanda - 'You were the one who made things different, you were the one who took me in. You were the one thing I could count on, above all, you were my friend.' - 8.2.10.
  MatthewRyan - 'He isn't my boyfriend. But I love his hugs, his smiles, his advice, his kindness, and the times when we laugh together. I guess I fell in love with our friendship.' - 7.11.10.

One Friday, on the band bus, I drank a monster. An orange monster. Then my friend told me that there's 'whale sperm' in monster. We used that information to create three triplet orange whale babies in my belly. Their names are Carlos, Pedro, and Enrique. They'll be born on August 15th. Gotta love the band bus. (:

  I hope you had fun reading about me. :3

If you bothered reading my entire profile, please type something completely random or something you liked while reading about me. :3That would completely make my life. (:

Kthanxbaii. (:
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  1. l0vE123 l0vE123
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 2:05am EST
    I wondered what it must be like to have parents who cared enough to force you to do things you didn't want to do.
    Would I hate it?
    Or would I just be glad for the attention ?

  2. l0vE123 l0vE123
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 1:55am EST
    Why do boys

  3. l0vE123 l0vE123
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2011 7:41pm EDT
    Me: "Money can't buy happiness."
    Chad: "But money can buy jet skis && have you
    ever seen someone frown on jet skis?"

  4. l0vE123 l0vE123
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 4:54pm EDT
    I'm not in high school.
    I just hang out there on weekdays.

  5. l0vE123 l0vE123
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 4:13pm EDT
    Something about saying it out loud made my crush seem more real.
    I found myself looking around everywhere I went,
    hoping I'd see him and we'd get a chance to wave at each other.
    Maybe say hi. Maybe lock eyes.
    Which all seemed kinda goofy and oh-so-middle-school,
    but that was the way I'd started feeling when I was around him -
    like crushes were new to me.

  6. l0vE123 l0vE123
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 4:28pm EDT
    Format credit: Sandrasaurus
    That's the pathetic thing about highschool.
    Everybody tries so hard to be something they're not.
    It's gotten so I don't know who I am,
    so how can I even try to be who I am,
    much less someone I'm not?
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  7. l0vE123 l0vE123
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 1:31pm EDT
    I hate being watched, laughed at, and whispered about.
    But maybe it's worse not to be seen at all, passed by as if I'm invisible.

  8. l0vE123 l0vE123
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 1:24pm EDT
    They travel in groups.
    I travel alone.
    They call out to one another, laugh together.
    I move quietly, unknown, unnoticed.
    They exist.
    I am fading.

  9. l0vE123 l0vE123
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 1:14pm EDT
    A wicked wind blowing
    Bitter and cold
    Telling me that it's over
    That your love has grown old
    Whispering lies
    I know can't be right
    The wicked wind blowing
    Through my mind tonight

  10. l0vE123 l0vE123
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 1:10pm EDT
    No matter where I go, sad things will happen to me, hard things.
    People I love will die, and sometimes I'll have to tell friends good-bye.
    I'll meet people who won't like me, and I'll know loneliness.
    I don't like it, but that's the way it is.


  11. l0vE123 l0vE123
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 1:02pm EDT
    How did everything get so out of control?
    Where did I go from here? I was afraid to face everyone.

  12. l0vE123 l0vE123
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2011 5:35pm EDT
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    The words 'I'm sorry' sat on the tip of my tongue, but he probably heard them a hundred times.
    That's what everyone says when something bad happens.
    Then they're free to forget your problems.
    They've said what's expected of them.
    But 'I'm sorry' doesn't really change anything.

  13. l0vE123 l0vE123
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2011 5:22pm EDT
    I don't know what I want anymore.
    I don't even know who I am.

  14. l0vE123 l0vE123
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2011 5:13pm EDT
    Must be exhausting to put on an act all the time,
    to try to look perfect.e

  15. l0vE123 l0vE123
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 10:25pm EDT
    Me: "UnceUnce.
    BestFriend: "BangBang. ;D"
    Me: "Now I'm dead. -Dramatic death scene.-"
    BestFriend: "NOOOOOOO. True love's kiss should bring you back to life. -Charming smile.-"
    Me: "UnceUnce. I'm ready. BRING IT."
    BestFriend: "-Gets close and starts laughing.- Aww geez. I can't do this. Mitchel Musso! Get over here!"
    nmf. I love her.(:

  16. l0vE123 l0vE123
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2011 2:52am EDT
    Lies are spreading,
    I am dreading
    Empty smiles, the same old lines
    I am fading,
    They can't see me, they don't know
    I am ending
    Breaking, bending,
    Soon, so soon now, I will go.

  17. l0vE123 l0vE123
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2011 2:27am EDT
    The cities and houses I live in change,
    as do the schools I attend and the kids I hang out with.
    But my mom and dad are permanent;
    I can always count on them to be there for me.


  18. l0vE123 l0vE123
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2011 2:22am EDT
    she acts like she thinks I'll u n r a v e l if everything isn't just right.

  19. l0vE123 l0vE123
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2011 2:18am EDT
    Don't believe the words they speak
    When they look into your eyes,
    When they swear to stand by you
    Till the sun falls from the sky.
    Don't believe the hollow vow
    Said with ease to humor you,
    Woven stories sewn to please
    But the golden threads aren't true.

  20. l0vE123 l0vE123
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2011 2:12am EDT
    I can't remember his touch.
    Even so, I've mourned losing it.
    How much worse will it be to know a touch
    and have it taken away?

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