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Lainie

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Member Since: 19 Jul 2010 11:38pm

Last Seen: 23 Aug 2013 05:08pm

Location: texas

Gender: F

user id: 117227

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hi. :) my name is Lainie, i'm 15 years old, and all time low and one direction saved my life. i'm always here for anyone that needs a friend. if you ever need to talk, then you can always kik me. kik: Lainiekg

Lainie
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August 4, 2012 1:14am UTC

normal teenager: i lost my virginity last night
me: i lost a follower last night

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Lainie
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April 26, 2012 5:08pm UTC

we'll take it to the sky, past the moon to the
galaxy

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March 4, 2012 1:41pm UTC

if you close your eyes,
you see darkness. but if you keep them closed for long enough...you'll see light

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Lainie
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September 3, 2011 11:52am UTC

There's a month named after me. It's called
AWKTOBER.

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August 21, 2011 8:02pm UTC

you'll be the boy i can't resist,
& i'll just be the tenth girl on your list.
♥

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Lainie
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August 21, 2011 1:39am UTC

no one ever said life was easy.
BUT SEVERAL PEOPLE DID SAY THAT YOU WERE.
*burnnnn*
NMF

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Lainie
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August 15, 2011 9:09pm UTC

there's only one of me.
DOES THIS MAKE ME AN ENDANGERED SPECIES?
♥
NMF

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August 5, 2011 11:02pm UTC

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August 3, 2011 3:07pm UTC

& i'd honestly rather you hate me
for being who I am, than act like we're friends and be fake.♥

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Lainie
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July 31, 2011 5:35pm UTC

Cheetos, Guidos, Doritos...
Funny how they're all the same color, huh?

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Lainie
posted a quote
July 31, 2011 4:20pm UTC

& i hate going to the bathroom
during school, because I don't want other people to hear me pee.

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Lainie
posted a quote
July 30, 2011 7:52pm UTC

love is like war:
easy to begin, but very hard to stop.♥

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Lainie
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July 28, 2011 12:54am UTC

don't cry because it's over.
smile because it happened.

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July 20, 2011 8:02pm UTC

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July 12, 2011 7:40pm UTC

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July 12, 2011 7:35pm UTC

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Lainie
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July 11, 2011 5:35pm UTC

TEXT FAILS #7
Dad
Hey dad can I have money for some coke?
Uh sure...is $60 enough??
Dad, it's only $1.35
Wow, the price sure went down from when I was your age.
Coca-Cola?!?!
Oh...that's what you mean...
nmf/nmq

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July 11, 2011 5:21pm UTC

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July 11, 2011 5:15pm UTC

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Lainie
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July 11, 2011 5:11pm UTC

TEXT FAILS #4
Andy
I like you :) Do you like me?
No.
:(
You never asked if I loved you.
Awwww, do you love me? :)
No.
nmf/nmq

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