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Lainie
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July 11, 2011 5:06pm UTC

TEXT FAILS #3
Dad
Hey dad! I got a 98 on my AP Bio test!
Yay I'm proud of you!
Thanks!
-__-
Why the awkward face?
What are you talking about? That's a chinese smiley face, 'cause you're so smart!
nmf/nmq

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Lainie
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July 11, 2011 4:53pm UTC

TEXT FAILS #2
Jack
Dude you left your phone at my house.
...
Hello?
Jack?
WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING?!?!?!
Oh wait...
nmf/nmq

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July 11, 2011 4:31pm UTC

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July 11, 2011 1:50pm UTC

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Lainie
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July 11, 2011 1:21am UTC

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
when you're naked and trying to get dressed, and you see your pet staring at you.

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Lainie
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July 11, 2011 1:16am UTC

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
when you send someone an IM and they sign off.

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July 11, 2011 1:11am UTC

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
when one of your family members sends you a family request on facebook.

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Lainie
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July 11, 2011 12:55am UTC

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
when you call your black girlfriend "Precious".

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Lainie
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July 11, 2011 12:47am UTC

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
when your sim has had it's first kiss before you do.

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Lainie
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July 11, 2011 12:39am UTC

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
when you make eye contact with someone while eating a banana.

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Lainie
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July 11, 2011 12:28am UTC

I saw something that says if a quote has "-wiz khalifa" at the end, then it will automatically be a top quote.
Let's try this out.
i am sitting on a chair.
-wiz khalifa

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Lainie
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July 10, 2011 8:36pm UTC

*mom and daughter*
mom - Hey who are you texting?
daughter- my friend?..
mom - is he a boy?
daughter- Hes just a friend.
mom- do you like him?(;
daughter- NO MOM.
mom- aw whats his name?
daughter-LEAVE. ME. ALONE.
fave if your mom does this.

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Lainie
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July 10, 2011 8:32pm UTC

Bo y : Will you go out with me?
G i r l : No.
Bo y : Do you even know what i said?
G i r l : Yes
B o y : What?
G i r l : Will you go out with me?
Boy : Sure.
G i r l : * blushes*
nmq

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Lainie
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July 10, 2011 8:28pm UTC

all of those;
11:11
w i s h e s
finally paid off ♥
nmq/nmf

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July 10, 2011 5:26pm UTC

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July 10, 2011 5:09pm UTC

Drake and Josh Quotes
Mindy: I guess this means we are
boyfriend and girlfriend now..
Josh: ONE CONDITION!
Mindy: What?
Josh: I GET TO BE THE BOYFRIEND!

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Lainie
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July 10, 2011 5:03pm UTC

people make too many harry potter jokes.
Like, siriusly.

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Lainie
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July 10, 2011 4:59pm UTC

dear spongebob,
you are yellow, you can't drive, and you practice karate.
We have come the conclusion that you are asian.
sincerely,
stereotypical people.

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Lainie
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July 10, 2011 4:54pm UTC

when my parents ask
who i'm texting, i automatically say a friend who's the same gender as me that they approve of.
nmf

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Lainie
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July 10, 2011 4:50pm UTC

10 questions about Spongebob
1.How is Pearl Mr.Krabs daughter?
2.Why doesn't Squidward wear pants?
3.How do they flush the toilet under water?
4.How can they see Plankton?
5.How can Sandy communicate with fish?
6.How is there a Goo Lagoon under water?
7.Why do they take showers?
8.How come Gary meows?
9.How did Sandy build her dome?
10.How can there be boats under water?
Fave this if you've ever wondered any of these. ♥

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