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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As always, I went to this website to cheer me up. I then decided I didn't want to sit around and feel bad. So I got my friends together, got some snuggies and went to Walmart. What did we do? We requested that they play Harry Potter movies on the big screens in the electronics section. They did. An employee came and brought us about 30 pillows, took a microwave out of its box and make us some dinosaur nuggets. Oh, and I got the guys number. Best break up ever. MLIA.
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As always, I went to this

1897 faves · 26 comments · Dec 23, 2010 10:08am

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Dumblovexoxo · 1 decade ago
Did this really happen!?:D
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heartbroken2011 · 1 decade ago
Ohkay what does MLIA? My life is awesome?
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iluvcupcakes26 · 1 decade ago
no!!!
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katiekaye97 · 1 decade ago
this better be true! it just made my day!
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ohsteph · 1 decade ago
so damn luckky !
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CaptainRANDOM · 1 decade ago
L.U.C.K.Y!!!!!!!!
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figuresk8rxoxo · 1 decade ago
this made my life
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idkwhatthisis* · 1 decade ago
is that even legal? haha
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luckycharms18 · 1 decade ago
dud e lucky my bf broke up with me today u wanna know my my friends did too me decided to have a sleepover...with out me like fml i feeel like crap
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valerieexrainbowss · 1 decade ago
lol, i bet this is fake.
but i love it anyway.
that's like, "the dream breakup"
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xCUTI3PI3 · 1 decade ago
Definitely want to do this . :)
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CocoCloke101 · 1 decade ago
OMG, thats so funny. I am tots going to try this sometime!!!
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abby24luvy · 1 decade ago
Good for u! <3
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MeBeNiKsiE · 1 decade ago
this is amazing! next time i go through a breakup I know where i'm going ;) *cough cough* walmart *cough cough*
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haii_its_elli · 1 decade ago
well except im a vegetarian ... soooo ... yeah x)
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HabiiBa · 1 decade ago
Gosh. I wish Britain was like that :(
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TheDayAfterTomorrow · 1 decade ago
i love dino nuggets
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audreyann · 1 decade ago
EPIC
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ede712 · 1 decade ago
ThEy LeT yOu Do ThAt.?!?!
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haii_its_elli · 1 decade ago
i would looooooooooove to be this person
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