CocoCloke101

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CocoCloke101
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 10:20pm UTC

Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Ha
Me: Hahahaha
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: HAHA THATS A GOOD ONE
Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
Me: Hahahaha
Me: Haaa...
Me: Whoooooo, that was a good one.
Doctor:
Me:
Doctor:
Me:
Doctor:
Me: No, no I am not.

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CocoCloke101
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May 16, 2012 7:27pm UTC

Romeo: Hey, I just met you
Romeo: and this is crazy
Romeo: but lets get married in 3 days
Romeo: and commit mutual suicide

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CocoCloke101
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April 21, 2012 1:28pm UTC

Mom: I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age!
Parents' Friends: How many boys do you have chasing after you now?
Grandparents: Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week?
People from the Internet: Wow, you are the most stunning girl I have ever seen!
School: Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.

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CocoCloke101
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December 12, 2011 4:50pm UTC

My parents: We have such a beautiful child!
People at school: Who is this deformed potato?

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CocoCloke101
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September 11, 2011 11:05am UTC

Please take a moment to read this;
This isn't a funny quote and it does not look cool, but I think you should all favorite this.
Today we must remember all the lives taken on 9/11.
People sons, daughters, mothers, fathers, aunts, uncles, nieces, nephews, cousins, grandparents, and friends died on this day 10 years ago.
I can only image finding out the news the the World Trade Center was attacked, and never hearing from your loved one again.
Think of those who jumped out of the building. Imagine your last thought is how you will die. Either be burned to death, or jump hundreds of feet to the ground.
Lets make this a top quote; the nearly 3,000 people who died in 9/11 deserve this.
GOD BLESS AMERICA
9/11/01

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CocoCloke101
posted a quote
August 10, 2011 8:49am UTC

When normal girls hack there friends facebook:
"Her best friends where here! Love you! <3<3"
When my friends hack my facebook:
"I am secretly a lesbian."
fave if your friends are the same!
nmf

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CocoCloke101
posted a quote
August 8, 2011 9:49am UTC

I have a mouth, you have a mouth,
LETS MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

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CocoCloke101
posted a quote
July 24, 2011 7:37pm UTC

If you follow me on tumblr, I will follow back AND follow you on witty!
http://chloecloke.tumblr.com/
Just let me know if you follow me!

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CocoCloke101
posted a quote
July 1, 2011 11:06am UTC

Fav and comment...
And I will
-Tell you what I think your name is just by looking at your picture.
-Rate you from 1-10
-And tell you something UGLY about you and something PRETTY about you.
Make sure to comment, it is more easy to go though them!

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CocoCloke101
posted a quote
June 29, 2011 9:22pm UTC

You look better when I'm DRUNK.

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CocoCloke101
posted a quote
June 25, 2011 9:27pm UTC

10 Thing I Hate About Everybody
1. People who point at their wrist when asking the time.I know where my wrist is, do I point to my crouch when I have to go to the bathroom? No.
2. People who are willing to get off their lazy butt and walk around the whole room looking for the remote because they are to lazy to go up to the TV and press the buttons to change the channel.Your going to walk around this whole room looking for a remote, but you can't press a button a few times?
3. People who say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it to, don't you?" Yeah, I do. Why would I want a cake if I can't eat it?
4. When people say "Its always the last place you look" when you are looking for something.Of corse it is. Why would I keep looking for it after I found it? Do people do that?
5. When people are in a movie theater and your trying to watch the movie and they say to you "Hey, did ya see that?!" No, I didn't. I paid 12 dollars to sit here and stare at the floor.
6. People who ask you "Hey, can I ask you a question?" Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When people say something is "New and improved" If its new, there hasn't been anything like it before so it can't be improved. And if its improved, there had to be something before it so it can't be new.
8. When people say "Life is short" No, its really not. What can you do thats longer then life? Please let me know.
9. When you are waiting for the bus and some idiot walks up to you and says "Hey, has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here?
10. When people say "I don't mean to interrupt but..." Well if you didn't want to interrupt, you wouldn't have.
Just a list of things everyone should avoid doing. :)

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June 25, 2011 2:43pm UTC

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CocoCloke101
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June 20, 2011 9:28am UTC

Seeing a hot guy and being like...
glojdhahwbklajiujfmwf,
GETINMYPANTS.
♥

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June 14, 2011 9:15am UTC

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CocoCloke101
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June 7, 2011 5:00pm UTC

♥ Fav if ♥
you cried
when Adrienne's baby
died
on
Secret Life of the American teenager.
I sure did.

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May 27, 2011 4:09pm UTC

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May 13, 2011 10:38pm UTC

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May 12, 2011 9:06pm UTC

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CocoCloke101
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May 8, 2011 7:18pm UTC

http://chloecloke.tumblr.com/
Take a look, tell me what you think.

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CocoCloke101
posted a quote
May 2, 2011 6:58pm UTC

I've lived through
9/11
The first black president
The royal wedding
And the death of Osama Bin Laden
Holy crap I'm going to have a lot of stories to tell my kids.

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