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ohsteph

1. ohsteph
   posted a quote
   July 5, 2012 8:26pm UTC
   Birth of a Candybar!
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   One PayDay, Mr. Goodbar wanted a Bit-O-Honey, so he took Miss Hershey's to downtown next to the corner of Main and 5th Avenue. He began to feel her Mounds with his Butterfinger, that was pure Almond Joy. It made her Tootsie Roll and he let out a Snickers and she screamed Oh Henry, you are even better then 3 Musketeers. Soon she became Chunky and 9 months later Baby Ruth was born.
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2. ohsteph
   posted a quote
   June 23, 2012 5:29pm UTC
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   Your love's electric, I can feel it when you touch me.
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3. ohsteph
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   June 23, 2012 5:23pm UTC
   You're like a photograph,
   never changing.
   ♥
   
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4. ohsteph
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   June 23, 2012 5:20pm UTC
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   Don't be scared, it's only love that we're falling in.
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5. ohsteph
   posted a quote
   June 23, 2012 5:09pm UTC
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   I can't promise you a promise you a perfect relationship,
   but what I can promise you is that if your trying, i'm staying.
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6. ohsteph
   posted a quote
   November 12, 2011 4:04pm UTC
   #twitter
   
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7. ohsteph
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   November 12, 2011 3:50pm UTC
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8. ohsteph
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   August 12, 2011 1:01am UTC
   You look better with the lights off.
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9. ohsteph
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   August 12, 2011 12:56am UTC
   All I want to see
   is a sky full of lighters.
   ♥
   
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10. ohsteph
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 12:52am UTC
    Advil;
    the more the merrier!
    ♥
    
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11. ohsteph
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    July 25, 2011 12:11am UTC
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12. ohsteph
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    July 24, 2011 11:43pm UTC
    Please just don't play with me
    my paper heart will bleed.
    ♥
    
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13. ohsteph
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2011 11:12pm UTC
    Silly hairdresser,
    always puts my cape on backwards.
    
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14. ohsteph
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    July 11, 2011 12:40am UTC
    This is not a joke! You are the 1,000,000 visitor!
    wow, i'm really lucky. I was the 1,000,000 visitor yesterday too!
    ♥
    
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15. ohsteph
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    July 3, 2011 12:00am UTC
    The best accessory a girl can wear is confidence.
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16. ohsteph
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    July 1, 2011 9:51pm UTC
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17. ohsteph
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 11:15pm UTC
    Your hands are tough
    but they are where mine belong in.
    ♥
    
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18. ohsteph
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    June 29, 2011 11:01pm UTC
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19. ohsteph
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    June 29, 2011 12:43pm UTC
    Bad descisions
    make good stories.
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20. ohsteph
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 11:23pm UTC
    Some people smile because they're happy,
    but most people smile to convince others they're happy.
    
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