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OMFG, we get it already.
- snookie told some guy angelina died.
- the fire alarm cheers you on as you cook.
- eminem is a beast.
- highlighting if your over him is just a lie.
- twilights great, but we want to see vampires suck.
- YES, we all hate the way he lies.
- gum attracts people, coooooll.
- you need a flashlight to survive hollister.
- everyone loves to watch jersey shores.
- phineas and ferb's summers never seem to end.
- highlighting a quote does not mean your a ninja.
- she believed & he lied, whats new?
how many times is the EXACT same quote gonna be made?
point very well taken.

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