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SammyWammyBar96

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Member Since: 20 Feb 2010 08:37pm

Last Seen: 16 Aug 2011 05:49pm

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Hello. Let's start with the basics. My name is Samantha. And I'm fourteen years of age. I blow my candles out on March 27. Music inspires me, as it does for most people I'm sure. Writing, reading, and music are my type of things. I'm not so good in the sports. And I'm a vegetarian. :)

  1. SammyWammyBar96 SammyWammyBar96
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2010 12:00am UTC
    My friend asked me to read her story....
    And she gave me a little background on it before I read it
    She said:
    "It's about two people who are different who come together and become friends."
    I was just like:
    Damn! It's that episode of Good Luck Charlie all over again!
    *Sadface*

  2. SammyWammyBar96 SammyWammyBar96
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2010 10:20pm UTC
    I was so scared this morning!
    I woke up and there was a dark shadow hovering over me....
    I stared at it for a couple minutes, then realized I forgot to open my eyes

  3. SammyWammyBar96 SammyWammyBar96
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2010 3:41pm UTC
    I love you...
    I love you not...
    I love you...
    I love you not...
    I love you...
    I love you not...
    Well I'm 100% sure I don't care what the flower says, I'm in love with you

  4. SammyWammyBar96 SammyWammyBar96
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2010 1:15am UTC
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  5. SammyWammyBar96 SammyWammyBar96
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2010 12:36am UTC
    You could fool a girl once...
    Maybe twice if you're really good.....
    But don't expect her to fall for it for a third time

  6. SammyWammyBar96 SammyWammyBar96
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2010 12:30am UTC
    I think back to three years ago.....
    When I had this crush on you
    And I use to come home with black &+ blue marks all over my body from you
    Now I think to myself
    How could I have possibly loved somebody like you?
    I was pretty stupid for putting up with you

  7. SammyWammyBar96 SammyWammyBar96
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2010 7:45pm UTC
    *Ring Ring*
    Hello?
    *Hangs up*
    *Ring Ring*
    Um Hel-
    I LOVE YOU!

  8. SammyWammyBar96 SammyWammyBar96
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2010 7:40pm UTC
    *Ring Ring*
    Hello?
    *Hangs up*
    *Ring Ring*
    Um Hel-
    I LOVE YOU!

  9. SammyWammyBar96 SammyWammyBar96
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2010 10:43pm UTC
    I remember three years back....
    Your mom asked me if I thought you were cute
    Of course I did
    But you're four years older than me!
    So I just shrugged
    And I sort of regret it inside
    But she would have told you I liked you anyways
    And that would have been awkward

  10. SammyWammyBar96 SammyWammyBar96
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2010 10:37pm UTC
    So I met him when I was in Pre-k....
    He's four years older than me
    He's heading off to college
    I'm heading into High School
    I still know your parents
    Like the back of my hand
    You know
    .
    I actually forgot about you
    When I stopped going to your house
    I met you again
    At my uncle's house
    Six years later
    And you stole my heart
    Do you think
    We'll ever met again
    Throughout time
    And maybe
    Possibly
    Fall in love?

  11. SammyWammyBar96 SammyWammyBar96
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2010 8:22pm UTC
    So what
    if he's four years older than me
    Bella dates and marries a guy centries older than her
    And you have no problem with that
    So I don't want to hear it!

  12. SammyWammyBar96 SammyWammyBar96
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2010 6:23pm UTC
    You could fool a girl once
    Then maybe a second time if you're really good
    But don't expect her to fall for it again

  13. SammyWammyBar96 SammyWammyBar96
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2010 6:14pm UTC
    I'm the type of girl
    Who will make her bed at three in the morning
    And then
    Go to sleep

  14. SammyWammyBar96 SammyWammyBar96
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2010 5:49pm UTC
    You Just Lost The Game
    Well.... What Exactly Is "The Game" That I Just Lost?

  15. SammyWammyBar96 SammyWammyBar96
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2010 11:03pm UTC
    Dying while trying to live
    Well..... Isn't that a wonderful combination

  16. SammyWammyBar96 SammyWammyBar96
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2010 12:27pm UTC
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  17. SammyWammyBar96 SammyWammyBar96
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2010 5:32pm UTC
    Sooo....
    Today I was home sick
    I wanted to watch TV and so I turned it on Nick
    It was like.... One o'clock in the afternoon so I thought Spongebob would be on
    Sadly....
    It was still on Nick Jr...
    Dora the Explorer was on
    And I was bored so I watched it
    They get in a car and say, "seatbelts! So we could be safe!"
    Then those dumb stupid stars come on....
    While the car is driving, and they are still wearing seatbelts, they try getting the stars, standing up
    I screamed at the TV
    Saying, "yeah! Seatbelts! So we could be safe! But yet you're standing in a moving car, with seatbelts on, trying to get freakin' stars!"
    Then as the show progressed....
    They had a fire truck(guess it was an episode about trucks) and guess what the fire trucks name was.....
    ROJO!
    Which in Spanish is Red, wow these people have a good freakin' imagination!
    And then what really got me laughing was when Dora said, "Rojo speaks spanish."
    Really Dora?! Rojo speaks spanish?! NO FREAKIN' WAY! OMG! ROJO SPEAKS SPANISH!!!
    I swear.... they have some of the most stupidest TV shows for little kids these days....

  18. SammyWammyBar96 SammyWammyBar96
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2010 10:13pm UTC
    When I was younger
    I wanted braces because I thought they were cool

  19. SammyWammyBar96 SammyWammyBar96
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2010 1:22pm UTC
    You know you have
    "Mighty Math Powers"
    When you can count from
    1
    to
    5
    Or so whatever TV show
    My 12 year old brother
    Was watching
    On Nick Jr
    So I thought to myself, "WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED TO THE DAYS WERE YOU HAD BLUE'S CLUES AND LITTLE BEAR?!"
    lol. You have to love stupid stuff like this...

  20. SammyWammyBar96 SammyWammyBar96
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2010 6:41pm UTC
    One day after school
    My guy friend asked me why everyone was dying their hair
    Pink
    I stared at him confused,
    Wondering if he knew the answer or not
    He didn't seem to be joking
    I giggled and said,
    "it's for breast cancer awareness."
    As soon as I said that his eyes dropped to my chest

:)

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