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1. oxsquirtalertox
   posted a quote
   March 27, 2011 9:14pm UTC
   okayy so i dont have time to make this pretty. but me and my best guy friend named joseph, hes 15, went on witty and hes like whats this ? im like a cite girls use he said he wanted to make a quote and he wanted it to be top quote so please for my bestfriend joejoe as i call him. favoritee thiss (:
   Joes pick up line..
   joe: Are there 21 letters in the alaphabet ?
   girl: no? 26.
   joe : oh sorry i forgot u r a q t (:
   haha hes so stupid.. favorite for him !!
   if you new him you would love him. <3
   
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2. oxsquirtalertox
   posted a quote
   February 24, 2011 4:01pm UTC
   Touch it gently, put two fingers inside,
   if its wide use 3 fingers,
   make sure its wet and rub up and down.
   Yep that's how you clean a cup.
   sicko's ! :)
   
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3. oxsquirtalertox
   posted a quote
   February 23, 2011 10:57pm UTC
   why do all these girls
   try so hard when
   everyone ends up alone
   
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4. oxsquirtalertox
   posted a quote
   February 21, 2011 4:32pm UTC
   does anyone else wonder how beta(chinese fighting fish) fish mate ?
   
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5. oxsquirtalertox
   posted a quote
   February 20, 2011 12:01am UTC
   how could you
   care if dont cross
   your mind?
   
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6. oxsquirtalertox
   posted a quote
   February 19, 2011 2:57pm UTC
   am i the only one who would
   be screwed if facebook got a thing
   where you could see how many times someone has viewed your profile <3
   
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7. oxsquirtalertox
   posted a quote
   February 13, 2011 8:43am UTC
   always remember that
   actions speak louder
   then words.
   
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8. oxsquirtalertox
   posted a quote
   February 13, 2011 8:28am UTC
   the awkward moment when your stomach growls
   and its so loud..
   
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9. oxsquirtalertox
   posted a quote
   February 13, 2011 8:07am UTC
   theirs plenty of fish in the sea
   yeah,but the seas so
   shallow
   
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10. oxsquirtalertox
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2011 11:55am UTC
    when you text the person you really like, and getting really happy when your phone rings until you relize its facebook.
    
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11. oxsquirtalertox
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2011 11:43am UTC
    the awkward moment when people on witty dont know what the word awkward means..
    
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12. oxsquirtalertox
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2011 11:38am UTC
    so as im 15, and i waS watching suitlife of zack and cody.. while watching all i could think is londons father is a.
    pimp !
    
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13. oxsquirtalertox
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2011 8:37pm UTC
    Baby I Can Feel My Self, Giving up
    -nicki minaj
    
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14. oxsquirtalertox
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2010 8:51pm UTC
    i loved you with all my heart
    but i was heartless </3
    
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15. oxsquirtalertox
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2010 1:12pm UTC
    the pain never really goes
    away </3
    fav if you've felt this way
    
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16. oxsquirtalertox
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2010 1:06pm UTC
    funny i still
    miss you♥
    mine , venting </3
    
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