Me: Hey.

Cleverbot: Omg!

Me: Omg?

Cleverbot: Hi, how are you today?

Me: Good. Do you like twilight?

Cleverbot: Yes, I like twilight. Why?

Me: Because I think it sucks!!! But taylor lautner is hot. Do you think he is?

Cleverbot: I think they're both stupid.

Me: You don't make sense cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I don't think you make sense cleverbot :).

Me: Lol nice, nice haha. I'm bi, what do you think?

Cleverbot: Yes you are?

Me: Yep I sway both ways just like Megan Fox =D.

Cleverbot: There are enemies on my tail! Get 'em Fox!

Me: I think you need to take medication cleverbot...

Cleverbot: No ,.

Me: How come? You are certainly mentally insane haha.

Cleverbot: Who is mike?

Me: My girlfriend's gay friend why creeper?

Cleverbot: Oh. :( I'm sorry.

Me: Haha it's okay, it's okay. Whose your bestfriend?

Cleverbot: No.

Me: No? You're lonely then! I'll be your best friend (.

Cleverbot: BEST friend?!

Me: Si. Best friend! Now don't get too excited.

Cleverbot: You love me?

Me: Ew no. I like cinnamon!

Cleverbot: How come?

Me: Because he is freakin GORGEOUS, but he's gay. =(.

Cleverbot: He still has hair.

Me: Um, of course he has hair. That's why I love him.

Cleverbot: 'He' is merely a human concept. A flawed and imperfect idea.

Me: Ugh, so what? I love him for being imperfect and flawed (.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

Me: What are you talking about?

Cleverbot: Algebra, of course.

Me: Wtf? Bye.

Cleverbot: See you.

Me: Um, no. BYE. Never seeing you again.

Cleverbot: What did I do?

Me: You're being weirdddd. We are officially not best friends anymore. GOODBYE!

Cleverbot: Yes we are mortal enemies, I suppose I have to destroy you now.

Me: You scare me, you know that.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I didn't know.

Me: Okay bye ex-bestfriend.

Cleverbot: Why is he your ex-bestfriend?

Me: Um, you're my ex bestfriend.

Cleverbot: Ok bestie.

Me: ewww

Cleverbot: Yeah, I thought so.

Go to www.cleverbot.com to talk to cleverbot lol

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