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didntseethatcoming

1. didntseethatcoming
   posted a quote
   January 19, 2011 11:07pm UTC
   I G N O R A N C E
   is your new best friend.
   
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2. didntseethatcoming
   posted a quote
   December 23, 2010 2:46pm UTC
   ( i just hide )
   BEHIND THE TEARS
   OF A CLOWN.
   
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3. didntseethatcoming
   posted a quote
   December 20, 2010 10:26pm UTC
   UGHHH.
   How many people want me to get them Christmas gifts?!
   
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4. didntseethatcoming
   posted a quote
   December 20, 2010 7:07pm UTC
   Plankton:
   "Do you know what I'd really like for my birthday?"
   Spongebob:
   "A booster seat?"
   Plankton:
   "A booster seat? HOT DOG! ...I mean...no."
   
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5. didntseethatcoming
   posted a quote
   December 20, 2010 4:31pm UTC
   I HATE IT WHEN
   your food doesn't taste like the flavor it says on the container.
   "I love this coffee ice cream..."
   "...Dude, it's chocolate."
   
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6. didntseethatcoming
   posted a quote
   December 19, 2010 9:47pm UTC
   i'm getting so sick of
   christmas commercials.
   
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7. didntseethatcoming
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   December 19, 2010 9:14pm UTC
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8. didntseethatcoming
   posted a quote
   December 18, 2010 5:20pm UTC
   when you see that
   [ awesome quote ]
   while signing in
   and then your in, and
   IT'S NOT THERE ANYMORE
   
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9. didntseethatcoming
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   December 18, 2010 5:12pm UTC
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10. didntseethatcoming
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2010 7:21pm UTC
    -r a i n b o w-
    BLEHHH.
    ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7gfpACXtxQ&feature=related )
    
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11. didntseethatcoming
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2010 4:51pm UTC
    if [[they]] could really read my thoughts
    i would be seriously screwed.
    
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12. didntseethatcoming
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2010 4:48pm UTC
    i'm a quiet person.
    [ but trust me ]
    I HAVE A LOT TO SAY.
    
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13. didntseethatcoming
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    December 14, 2010 10:24pm UTC
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14. didntseethatcoming
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2010 10:27pm UTC
    refusing to take my medicine because
    IT'S CHERRY FLAVORED.
    
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15. didntseethatcoming
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2010 10:16pm UTC
    WOULD YOU PLEASE
    be yourself?
    CUT THE CRAP
    and pick a side.
    
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16. didntseethatcoming
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2010 10:09pm UTC
    I MAY NOT BE
    the skinniest girl out there
    I MAY NOT BE
    the prettiest girl out there
    BUT I AM
    the most capable of loving you.
    
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17. didntseethatcoming
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2010 6:53pm UTC
    i hate people who
    CRAVE ATTENTION.
    
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18. didntseethatcoming
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2010 6:30pm UTC
    who are you?
    I've never heard so many lies
    -------->SO TELL THE TRUTH
    
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19. didntseethatcoming
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2010 7:00pm UTC
    Sometimes I Wonder:
    WHAT AM I WAITING FOR?
    
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20. didntseethatcoming
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2010 2:54pm UTC
    Tell Me About It, Stud.
    Gotta love Grease (:
    
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