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Quotes added on Thursday, July 3 2014


  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2014 11:14am UTC
    I wish my mind had a delete button.

  3. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2014 11:17am UTC
    Mom: You wait in line I forgot to get the milk
    me: ok
    me: mom where are you please
    me: mom please the line is moving fast
    employee: next
    me:


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  6. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
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    July 3, 2014 11:21am UTC
    Flirting- Normal people: "Hey whats up cutie ;))"
    Me: "Soo.. You like chocolate?"

  7. *nerium* *nerium*
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    July 3, 2014 11:22am UTC
    Imagine if all you ever wanted was attainable. You walk into a store and a cluster of acne ridden teenagers stalk a aisle marked desires. Shelves upon shelves hold compact white cans, all with discreet labels reading off things like "beauty" and "self-acceptance". "Talent" is in high demand.
    And then one day, whilst reading the newspaper, you notice a story about a girl - a mere seventeen years old - who had overdosed on beauty. Her name was Catherine. and she had died in her bedroom, surrounded by a city of confidence and charisma.
    You read that only beauty was found in her bloodstream, and then you think about what a beautiful corpse she will be.
    Imagine if everything you ever wanted was attainable, and then it ended up killing you.

  8. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2014 11:23am UTC
    I can't imagine my life without me.


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  11. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
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    July 3, 2014 11:27am UTC
    Apple: I look like a human heart.
    Mango: I look like a stomach.
    Grapes: I look like eyes.
    Banana: I don't like this game...


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  13. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2014 11:30am UTC
    BE CAUTIOUS OF THIS WORLD.
    she has an appetite
    for boys and girls, and
    she's hungry for your soul.
    Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping


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  16. Forever His* Forever His*
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    July 3, 2014 11:47am UTC
    "I'm a grenade an at some point I'm going to blow up and I would like to minimize the casualties, okay?"

  17. charlotte * charlotte *
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    July 3, 2014 11:48am UTC
    tomorrow, you could get hit by a car and die. today, even. we are vulnerable without realising and there's nothing we can do. we never know when it's going to end. why waste time wondering what if. let people know that you love them and let them know you apreiate them. tell that person that you think their eyes are pretty or that you'd really like to kiss them. tell the person you like that you think they are wonderful. go out and run in fields. dye your hair that weird colour, don't think about peoples' reactions. live your life, because one day, you won't be able to.

  18. Forever His* Forever His*
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2014 11:52am UTC
    There are 313 pages
    We don't meet Augustus until page 8
    He does not speak until page 11
    He leaves us on page 261
    That is 235 pages from when we met
    Him until he leaves
    And within those 235 pages
    He's physically in 172 of them
    And that's all it took
    172 pages for us to fall in love
    With Augustus Waters
    And none of us will ever be the same
    again....

  19. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2014 11:55am UTC
    Me:Wow i would be such a great wife for Calum! Look at me cleaning and stuff!
    Mom:No you wouldn't you can't even keep your room clean. It's so messy you would lose Calum in your room.
    Me:Um no i wouldn't because Calum would be in my bed the entire time.
    Mom:What?
    Me:What.

  20. Undead Undead
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2014 11:58am UTC
    What a Cyanide suprise you have left for my eyes

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