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Quotes added on Thursday, July 3 2014

  1. Sunny* Sunny*
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2014 1:48am UTC
    THAT MOMENT OF PURE JOY WHEN YOU OPEN THE FRIDGE AND SOMEONE'S BEEN SHOPPING... ♥

  2. Sunny* Sunny*
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2014 1:49am UTC
    Why must people point at their wrist and ask for
    the time?
    kclove5
    Do I point to my crotch and ask where the bathroom is?

  3. marisaa* marisaa*
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2014 1:49am UTC
    this is the last f**king night ill cry over you

  4. Sunny* Sunny*
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2014 1:50am UTC
    I don’t trust words,
    I trust actions.

  5. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2014 1:54am UTC
    why are 12-15 year olds so obnoxious they roam in packs and they're so loud for no reason
    i can't wait for one of your mums to pick you up and carpool you all away

  6. Sunny* Sunny*
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2014 2:07am UTC
    I can't picture myself
    »-(¯`v´¯)-» with anyone else, but you.

  7. Loverbestrong Loverbestrong
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2014 2:07am UTC
    You only want me when I'm leaving.

  8. MyLifeWithOneDirection MyLifeWithOneDirection
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2014 2:08am UTC
    Random thoughts<3
    17 year old Harry will always have a special place in my heart<3

  9. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2014 2:15am UTC
    PEOPLE OFTEN ASK me why summer is my favorite season. most people don't like the heat, the bugs, and the skyrocketing electricity bills due to all of the A/C usage. but i still love it. i get a chance to be free, i get a chance to enjoy myself and relax. and even though things almost never turn out how i want them to, i just like the vibe of summer in general. i love the idea of spending a day at the beach with your favorite people, and having cookouts and pool parties and watching all the fireflies light up the backyard. even days where you have a ton of time to waste. i may be dreaming too big, but maybe things will finally work out and i'll get the summer i always imagine summer being.

  10. Lizzy* Lizzy*
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2014 2:17am UTC
    "It is never too late to be what you might have been"

  11. the1975* the1975*
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2014 2:19am UTC
    If you scratch my back without me asking i might just fall in love with you


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  13. *mysterious.mah* *mysterious.mah*
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2014 3:42am UTC
    Everything enjoyable makes you fat, an addict or broke.

  14. *mysterious.mah* *mysterious.mah*
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2014 3:43am UTC
    I'm no cactus expert, but I know a pri/ck when I see one.

  15. *mysterious.mah* *mysterious.mah*
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2014 3:44am UTC
    I always get motivated to eat healthy and workout but then someone mentions pizza or tacos and it's all over.


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  18. China_Buggy China_Buggy
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2014 5:00am UTC
    I just want you, me and the butterflies in my stomach.

  19. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2014 5:02am UTC
    *After being in Hawaii for five minutes*
    I can feel the humidity already. . .

  20. Jadeđź’•* Jadeđź’•*
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2014 5:08am UTC
    I wasnt that drunk...
    Dud you kept asking my
    cat why he killed Mufasa

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