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Quotes added on Thursday, March 27 2014

  1. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2014 11:20am UTC
    me: *listening to my friend talk about her boyfriend. (for the 500000000 time.)**
    friend: blah blah baldadeeblah
    me: **eyes glaze over**
    friend: blahblah blah, what do you think??
    me:*snaps out of it** i dunno. what do you think??
    friend: I-I- Kitara, I think I love him.
    me: *runs to the closest garbage can*
    me: **vomits**
    friend: OMG!! ARE YOU OKAY?? LIKE, OMMIGAD
    me: yeah, dont wory. i feel better now. where were we?
    friend: well, blah, blah, blah...
    me: *eyes glaze over again...*
    how do i get stuck with people who are completely my opposite??!!

  2. Winter_Rose Winter_Rose
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2014 11:45am UTC
    I was always the girl with a cold stone heart, but then he came and brought it back to life

  3. queenofwonderland queenofwonderland
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2014 11:47am UTC
    About You
    Eye Color: Darkkkk Brown
    Hair Color: Medium Brown
    Height: 5'7 ish
    Favorite Color: Purple
    Screen Name: Queen of Wonderland
    Favorite Movie: Alice In Wonderland
    Favorite Show: Are You
    Your Car: My dream car an 80's Corvette
    Your Hometown: ._.
    Your Present Town: More like a village, a town consits of a store
    Your Crushes First Name: Logan
    Your Grade: Erm, Year 10?
    Have You Ever
    Sat on your rooftop? yeah
    Kissed someone in the rain? Yes
    Danced in a public place? Yes
    Smiled for no reason? Yes
    Laughed so hard you cried? Yes
    Written a song? Yeah
    Sang to someone for no reason? Yep all the time
    Performed on a stage? Yep
    Talked to someone you don't know? Yes
    Gone roller skating since 8th grade? Yea
    Been in love? Yes.
    Who was the last person to
    Say HI to you? Logan
    Tell you, I love you? Logan
    Hug you? Jalie
    Call your cell phone? Angela
    Buy you something? Alexis

  4. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2014 11:50am UTC
    Books are meant to be read, not preserved.
    The creases of the spine, the rips in the pages, the crumpled corners, the worn-out covers
    -- are all as important to the story as the words are.

  5. Kira♥* Kira♥*
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2014 11:56am UTC
    I'm not cheeky,
    I just have a creative vocab.

  6. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2014 12:01pm UTC
    my friends do this cute thing where they ignore me until they need something, aw love them so much

  7. Kira♥* Kira♥*
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2014 12:04pm UTC
    *breakfast*
    mum: what do you want for dinner?
    *lunch*
    mum: any ideas for dinner?
    *dinner*
    mum: so, for dinner tomorrow...
    YAY PIZZA FOR DINNER

  8. Smile Hope * Smile Hope *
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2014 12:24pm UTC
    A boy doesn't and cant define you . You define your self.

  9. xXAGirlWithManyScarsXx* xXAGirlWithManyScarsXx*
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2014 12:27pm UTC
    "Always look at the bright side! If there is one..."

  10. xXAGirlWithManyScarsXx* xXAGirlWithManyScarsXx*
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2014 12:30pm UTC
    "If you hug me, I'll hug you.
    If you talk, I'll talk.
    If you sing, I'll sing.
    If you jump off a bridge...man!
    I'm gonna miss you!"

  11. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2014 12:36pm UTC
    Once on a yellow piece of paper with green lines
    he wrote a poem
    And he called it "Chops"
    because that was the name of his dog
    And that's what it was all about
    And his teacher gave him an A and a gold star
    And his mother hung it on the kitchen door
    and read it to his aunts
    That was the year Father Tracy took all the kids to the zoo
    And he let them sing on the bus
    And his little sister was born with tiny toenails and no hair
    And his mother and father kissed a lot
    And the girl around the corner sent him a Valentine signed with a row of X's
    and he had to ask his father what the X's meant
    And his father always tucked him in bed at night
    And was always there to do it
    Once on a piece of white paper with blue lines
    he wrote a poem
    And he called it "Autumn"
    because that was the name of the season
    And that's what it was all about
    And his teacher gave him an A and asked him to write more clearly
    And his mother never hung it on the kitchen door because of its new paint
    And the kids told him that Father Tracy smoked cigars
    And left butts on the pews
    And sometimes they would burn holes
    That was the year his sister got glasses with thick lenses and black frames
    And the girl around the corner laughed when he asked her to go see Santa Claus
    And the kids told him why his mother and father kissed a lot
    And his father never tucked him in bed at night
    And his father got mad when he cried for him to do it.
    Once on a paper torn from his notebook he wrote a poem
    And he called it "Innocence: A Question"
    because that was the question about his girl
    And that's what it was all about
    And his professor gave him an A and a strange steady look
    And his mother never hung it on the kitchen door
    because he never showed her
    That was the year that Father Tracy died
    And he forgot how the end of the Apostle's Creed went
    And he caught his sister making out on the back porch
    And his mother and father never kissed or even talked
    And the girl around the corner wore too much makeup
    That made him cough when he kissed her but he kissed her anyway
    because that was the thing to do
    And at three a.m.
    he tucked himself into bed his father snoring soundly
    That's why on the back of a brown paper bag he tried another poem
    And he called it "Absolutely Nothing"
    Because that's what it was really all about
    And he gave himself an A and a slash on each damned wrist
    And he hung it on the bathroom door
    because this time he didn't think he could reach the kitchen. -The Perks of Being a Wallflower

  12. ~Ghost Adventures Crew~* ~Ghost Adventures Crew~*
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2014 12:36pm UTC
    Aaron: Sorry, dude. I didn't see. I was trying to see where I was going....Oh, God! Oh! Whoa. Whoa, my God.
    Nick: you're making me do that.
    Aaron: [giggling] How would I make you do that?! How would I make you do that?!
    Zak: ] shhhhh I'm trying to film here

  13. sunset48 sunset48
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2014 12:39pm UTC
    I'm the kind of person who would take long, quick steps and grin mischievously everyime I'm walking alone simply to confuse everyone around me.

  14. Jasmine❤😘* Jasmine❤😘*
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2014 12:46pm UTC
    Every atom of me missed him.

  15. missnatalya missnatalya
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2014 12:49pm UTC
    me: -orders ham and pineapple pizza-
    mum: you need to stop eating junk food!
    me: I am not eaing junk food, see... I am eating pineapple.
    mum: -walks out of room-

  16. *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•* *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2014 1:22pm UTC
    Apologizing does not always mean you're wrong.
    It just means that you value your relationships
    more than your ego.

  17. gigox3mari gigox3mari
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2014 1:30pm UTC
    I wasn't looking when I stumbled on to you,
    must've been fate.

  18. samiinaa_ox samiinaa_ox
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2014 1:37pm UTC
    It hurts when the person that made you feel so special yesterday made you feel so unwanted today.

  19. Señor Vidbot* Señor Vidbot*
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2014 1:41pm UTC
    The other night I was at the McDonalds along the highway and saw a tired, single mom cutting a cheeseburger into three pieces for her three little girls. Then I saw a stranger walk over with three happy meals and a Big Mac. He handed the mother some money and gave her a hug. The mother burst into tears.

  20. Kira♥* Kira♥*
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2014 1:42pm UTC
    Ice cream, ice cream,
    I'll melt you down like ice cream!
    My diamond ring, so bling bling..

:)

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