me: *listening to my friend talk about her boyfriend. (for the 500000000 time.)**
friend: blah blah baldadeeblah
me: **eyes glaze over**
friend: blahblah blah, what do you think??
me:*snaps out of it** i dunno. what do you think??
friend: I-I- Kitara, I think I love him.
me: *runs to the closest garbage can*
me: **vomits**
friend: OMG!! ARE YOU OKAY?? LIKE, OMMIGAD
me: yeah, dont wory. i feel better now. where were we?
friend: well, blah, blah, blah...
me: *eyes glaze over again...*
how do i get stuck with people who are completely my opposite??!!