Quotes added on Thursday, March 27 2014

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ZombiexEater*
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March 27, 2014 7:42am UTC

I'm scard to get close
And I hate being alone
I long for that feeling,
to not feel at all
The higher I get
The lower I'll sink
I can't drown my demons
THEY KNOW HOW TO SWIM.

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ZombiexEater*
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March 27, 2014 7:52am UTC

Can you hear the silence?
Can you see the dark?
Can you fix the broken?
Can you feel my heart?

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charming
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March 27, 2014 7:54am UTC

If your boyfriend doesn't make you feel beautiful, then as a man, I'll take his job for him & make you feel gorgeous again.

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LostInMyOwnWorld
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March 27, 2014 8:48am UTC

Giving gum to a friend is like a drug deal.
You didn't hear anything, you didn't see anything
And you didn't get this from me.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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midnightartist
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March 27, 2014 9:28am UTC

I'm the Girl that no one Ever knows,
and You say Hi but I'm too shy to say Hello.
I'm just waiting for that One,
to take my hand and shake me up
I bet You Could
♥
-spinoff of We the Kings

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Señor Vidbot*
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March 27, 2014 10:03am UTC

Yo momma is so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

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Señor Vidbot*
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March 27, 2014 10:13am UTC

Yo mama so old she has Jesus' beeper number!

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Señor Vidbot*
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March 27, 2014 10:16am UTC

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

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Señor Vidbot*
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March 27, 2014 10:18am UTC

Yo mama so old that when she was in school, there was no history class.

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Señor Vidbot*
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March 27, 2014 10:39am UTC

"Out of toilet paper. Good bye socks!"

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*blushes*
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March 27, 2014 10:41am UTC

thigh gaps are cute
no thigh gap is cute
flat tummys are cute
non flat tummys are cute
short hair is cute
long hair is cute
but you know what isn't cute?
making someone feel terrible about their appearance simply because you don't like it

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Señor Vidbot*
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March 27, 2014 10:46am UTC

A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

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olives
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March 27, 2014 10:46am UTC

It's a little embarrassing to find out
that I actually suck at
what I love to do.

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Señor Vidbot*
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March 27, 2014 10:47am UTC

No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in a conversation.

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Señor Vidbot*
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March 27, 2014 10:49am UTC

Why did the elephant sit on an orange outside the synagogue? He wanted to see Jews coming out.

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Elementpurple13*
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March 27, 2014 11:09am UTC

When some guy randomly decides your new nick name
is Half-Elf.*
*Because your just a bit shorter than the average human.
and you like plants.
and you actually know wat the heck he's talking about.

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MissAnna
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March 27, 2014 11:13am UTC

why do i keep letting you
get to me & mess up what
|||||| THIS NIGHT WAS GONNA BE?

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