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Señor Vidbot*

Status: wittier than you

Member Since: 19 Jun 2008 05:37pm

Last Seen: 21 Jul 2021 06:51am

Birthday: January 13

Location: Starbunks

Gender: M

user id: 50973

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  1. Señor Vidbot* Señor Vidbot*
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2016 11:36am UTC
    They're two, they're four, they're six, they're eight,
    shunting trucks and hauling freight.
    Red and green and brown and blue,
    they're the Really Useful Crew.
    All with different roles to play,
    round Tidmouth Sheds or far away.
    Down the hills and round the bends,
    Thomas and his friends.
    Thomas, he's the cheeky one.
    James is vain but lots of fun.
    Percy pulls the mail on time.
    Gordon thunders down the line.
    Emily really knows her stuff.
    Henry toots and huffs and puffs.
    Edward wants to help and share.
    Toby, well let's say, he's square!
    They're two, they're four, they're six, they're eight,
    shunting trucks and hauling freight.
    Red and green and brown and blue,
    they're the Really Useful Crew.
    All with different roles to play,
    round Tidmouth Sheds or far away.
    Down the hills and round the bends,
    Thomas and his friends.
    They're two, they're four, they're six, they're eight,
    shunting trucks and hauling freight.
    Red and green and brown and blue,
    they're the Really Useful Crew.
    All with different roles to play,
    round Tidmouth Sheds or far away.
    Down the hills and round the bends,
    Thomas and his friends!

  2. Señor Vidbot* Señor Vidbot*
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2016 11:34am UTC
    They're two, they're four, they're six, they're eight,
    shunting trucks and hauling freight.
    Red and green and brown and blue,
    they're the Really Useful Crew.
    All with different roles to play,
    round Tidmouth Sheds or far away.
    Down the hills and round the bends,
    Thomas and his friends.
    Thomas, he's the cheeky one.
    James is vain but lots of fun.
    Percy pulls the mail on time.
    Gordon thunders down the line.
    Emily really knows her stuff.
    Henry toots and huffs and puffs.
    Edward wants to help and share.
    Toby, well let's say, he's square!
    They're two, they're four, they're six, they're eight,
    shunting trucks and hauling freight.
    Red and green and brown and blue,
    they're the Really Useful Crew.
    All with different roles to play,
    round Tidmouth Sheds or far away.
    Down the hills and round the bends,
    Thomas and his friends.
    They're two, they're four, they're six, they're eight,
    shunting trucks and hauling freight.
    Red and green and brown and blue,
    they're the Really Useful Crew.
    All with different roles to play,
    round Tidmouth Sheds or far away.
    Down the hills and round the bends,
    Thomas and his friends!

  3. Señor Vidbot* Señor Vidbot*
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2015 4:32am UTC
    this is a test
    using
    an existing format

  4. Señor Vidbot* Señor Vidbot*
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2015 4:29am UTC
    this is a test
    using an
    existing format

  5. Señor Vidbot* Señor Vidbot*
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2015 4:26am UTC
    this is a test
    using an
    existing format

  6. Señor Vidbot* Señor Vidbot*
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2015 12:23am UTC
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    posted a quote
    September 24, 2015 12:12am UTC
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    September 23, 2015 5:29pm UTC
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    September 21, 2015 5:29am UTC
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    posted a quote
    September 17, 2015 12:21am UTC
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    September 16, 2015 11:55pm UTC
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    September 15, 2015 6:05am UTC
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    September 15, 2015 3:28am UTC
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  14. Señor Vidbot* Señor Vidbot*
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2014 9:46pm UTC
    r u excited for halloween. i am?

  15. Señor Vidbot* Señor Vidbot*
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2014 9:33am UTC
    Timmy's first steps were on Mars.

  16. Señor Vidbot* Señor Vidbot*
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2014 1:41pm UTC
    The other night I was at the McDonalds along the highway and saw a tired, single mom cutting a cheeseburger into three pieces for her three little girls. Then I saw a stranger walk over with three happy meals and a Big Mac. He handed the mother some money and gave her a hug. The mother burst into tears.

  17. Señor Vidbot* Señor Vidbot*
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2014 10:49am UTC
    Why did the elephant sit on an orange outside the synagogue? He wanted to see Jews coming out.

  18. Señor Vidbot* Señor Vidbot*
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2014 10:47am UTC
    No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in a conversation.

  19. Señor Vidbot* Señor Vidbot*
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2014 10:46am UTC
    A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

  20. Señor Vidbot* Señor Vidbot*
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2014 10:39am UTC
    "Out of toilet paper. Good bye socks!"

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