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Quotes added on Friday, February 7 2014

  1. paigexoxo paigexoxo
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 11:08am UTC
    Random thought! Most stores say No shoes, no shirt, No service so if I walk in without any pants on will they still give me service?!

  2. mollifers123 mollifers123
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 11:09am UTC
    I'm going to start living my life how I want to
    Say the things that I've been holding in
    And do whatever I want, no matter how crazy.

  3. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 11:10am UTC
    JUST GIVE ME
    TIME& I'LL GET
    OVER
    YOU.

  4. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 11:23am UTC
    I'm smiling, but you're not the reason anymore


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  7. LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN* LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 11:56am UTC
    I do not want to think about you, I want to think with you.

  8. Kelseykitty* Kelseykitty*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 12:00pm UTC
    havent been on in a while.. do you guys miss me?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. incompetent* incompetent*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 12:02pm UTC
    "look, i asked for a resume,
    this is just a printed screenshot of your flappybird highscore wait..what the f.ck. how did you get over 10. youre hired"


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  12. incompetent* incompetent*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 12:06pm UTC
    I like to think I’m a bada.ss,
    but then I remember that I have to ask my mom to kill spiders for me.

  13. *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•* *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 12:07pm UTC
    The 'L' in my luck has been replaced by an 'F'

  14. Misssaf333 Misssaf333
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 12:11pm UTC
    When you get a good grade for a certain test and then its rounded down by your previous tests-______-


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. Smile Hope * Smile Hope *
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 12:14pm UTC
    If I die young, bury me in satin
    Lay me down on a bed of roses
    Sink me in the river at dawn
    Send me away with the words of a love song
    Lord, make me a rainbow, I'll shine down on my mother
    She'll know I'm safe with you when she stands under my colors
    Oh and life ain't always what you think it ought to be, you know
    Ain't even grey, but she buries her baby
    And I'll be wearing white when I come into your kingdom
    I'm as green as the ring on my little cold finger
    I've never known the loving of a man
    But it sure felt nice when he was holding my hand
    There's a boy here in town, says he'll love me forever
    Who would have thought forever could be severed by
    So put on your best, boys, and I'll wear my pearls
    What I never did is done
    A penny for my thoughts, oh no, I'll sell them for a dollar
    They're worth so much more after I'm a goner
    And maybe then you'll hear the words I've been singing
    Funny when you're dead how people start listening
    The ballad of a dove
    Go with peace and love
    Gather up your tears, keep them in your pocket
    Save them for a time when your really gonna need them

  17. Smile Hope * Smile Hope *
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 12:17pm UTC
    being retweeted is basically saying "i feel you my baby " .


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. Amenah Amenah happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 12:19pm UTC
    losers, there's still a week to go
    stop with the valentines day quotes
    (pls.)

  20. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 12:21pm UTC
    It's ok to be a
    GLOWSTICK
    Sometimes you need to break
    ♦Before you shine♦

:)

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