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Quotes added on Friday, February 7 2014


  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. incompetent* incompetent*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 12:26pm UTC
    I want a cactus in a cute little pot
    and I’ll name it after you because you’re a f/cking pri/ck.

  3. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 12:29pm UTC
    I'D RATHER STAY QUIET, THAN EXPLAINING MY PROBLEMS TO PEOPLE WHO DON'T CARE

  4. Kim O'Brien* Kim O'Brien*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 12:30pm UTC
    They say that love is forever,
    your forever is all that I need,
    please stay, forever with me...
    Can't promise that things won't be broken,
    but I swar that I will never leave...

  5. potatoesforlife potatoesforlife
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 12:36pm UTC
    do you ever see an opinion
    that’s so terrible that you
    actually feel bad for that
    person’s brain

  6. incompetent* incompetent*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 12:39pm UTC
    as a serial killer my name would be
    the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

  7. incompetent* incompetent*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 12:43pm UTC
    me: im deleting all the negativity out of my life
    me: *deletes flappy bird*

  8. lexiiilov3rrr lexiiilov3rrr
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 12:44pm UTC
    i luv l3xiii lik so so much she da gr8test ting dat evur happend 2 me and she so hawwttt ily so much babbezzz ur perf u so cute nd funny ur mine 4evz bc my luv so strong 4 u dat it make da world spin rownd ily baybee
    <333333333333
    69

  9. Summaiya Summaiya
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 12:46pm UTC
    I hate everything about you and still I adore you..!!

  10. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh* happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 12:51pm UTC
    government: French spies are invading the U.S.!
    me: u mean french fries right

  11. -Fifa14AndKatie-* -Fifa14AndKatie-*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 12:53pm UTC
    Why are Some People Really B-tchy Now A Days ? -.-

  12. Repair Boy 🔥* Repair Boy 🔥*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 12:56pm UTC
    Fun Fact:
    Get away from me.

  13. lexiiilov3rrr lexiiilov3rrr
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 12:59pm UTC
    fyi for all you kidz mirandacakes sprays 3v3rytin so steer clear a her<33;pp

  14. kayla* kayla*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 1:13pm UTC
    T-t-t-t take it back ta the the day of the M.J. Thriller
    Ba-ba- back in forth like Aaliyah
    On the dance floor I'm a killa
    Yea your boy smooth it's ice vanilla
    Check out the way I move move move
    Let me know what you want to do do do
    Go ahead you can tell your whole crew crew crew
    And then they can decide who's better than who
    Usually I ain't the one to brag
    I do my 2-step and it takes care of all that
    Normally I ain't the one for talking trash
    But the music won't let me hold it back

  15. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 1:25pm UTC
    I'm crying so hard right now, Reading my old notes I made when I was 14 and fell inlove with my bestfriend, who was a girl. When I told her she left. All the sadness came rushing back...

  16. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 1:33pm UTC
    I dont wanna cry about it. I let you slip into the abyss, why did you let go of my hand, I cant stand this.
    Watching you with him, I dont wanna cry I might die.
    You let go of my hand, and now I wanna be mad but I'm just sad.
    I didnt know how much I needed you untill you went away.
    Now without you its like looking at the sky and seeing the ground.
    It's backwards, I dont have words for you but, I dont wanna cry for you anymore.
    I cant just be your friend I wanna be with you untill the end.
    It can't end this way not today. I dont wanna cry so i might die.
    Without you what am I going to do?
    This is what I wrote about 3 years ago. I don't even remember writing this. I sound so sad.

  17. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 1:34pm UTC
    I think we'll be friends forever because we're too lazy to find new friends.

  18. BittersweetMemories BittersweetMemories
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 1:38pm UTC
    & i truly do want to be with you,
    but you need to grow up before that can happen..

  19. BittersweetMemories BittersweetMemories
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 1:44pm UTC
    & you say how bad you want a happy relationship..
    So why did you leave the best girl you had?
    I never would do what she's done to you..
    it never would have even crossed my mind,
    even after what you've done to me..

  20. BittersweetMemories BittersweetMemories
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 1:47pm UTC
    You've been my number one, "the one," since the day I met you..

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