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Quotes added on Tuesday, October 29 2013

  1. RVM RVM
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2013 2:47am UTC
    The wise respond.The foolish react.The wise think and then act.The foolish act and then regret.-RVM

  2. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2013 3:20am UTC
    Whenever I get food
    my mind automatically wonders whether there is anything in the kitchen I can dip it in.

  3. Kip Kip
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2013 3:35am UTC
    My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I..
    got out of bed at all
    The morning rain clouds up my window..
    and I can't see at all
    And even if I could it'll all be gray,
    but your picture on my wall
    It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
    it's not so bad..
    -Dido

  4. Kip Kip
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2013 3:37am UTC
    My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I..
    got out of bed at all
    The morning rain clouds up my window..
    and I can't see at all
    And even if I could it'll all be gray,
    but your picture on my wall
    It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
    it's not so bad..
    -Dido

  5. Kip Kip
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2013 3:40am UTC
    It's got oats and corn and wheat,
    It's the sweetest maple treat,
    It's maplemaple maaaaaaple-licious...

  6. SophiaIzAwesome SophiaIzAwesome
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2013 4:13am UTC
    So today, i heard on the radio that Uncle Toby's Oats Express Strawberry and Honey Yoghurt has no honey in it..

  7. myname123 myname123
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2013 4:26am UTC
    me: what would you do if there was no google
    friend: erm, I probably go home and google it

  8. AmaraBrianne(:* AmaraBrianne(:*
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2013 4:30am UTC
    tbh im probably single because I never forwarded those chain messages in 2008

  9. meitachibana9110 meitachibana9110
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2013 4:31am UTC
    ME: KNOCK KNOCK
    BOY: WHOS THERE
    ME: WEED
    BOY: WEED WHO?
    ME: YOU WEED ALL OVER MY CARPET
    BOY: ._,
    ME: xD
    BOY: ._.
    MEl: :)
    BOY: .-.
    ME: :i
    BOY: -.-
    ME: >:(
    BOY: ITS FUNNT BECAUSE ITS TRUE
    ME: D:

  10. AmaraBrianne(:* AmaraBrianne(:*
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2013 4:34am UTC
    I hate girls that push their butts out as they walk. You know you look like a retarded Flamingo, right?

  11. AmaraBrianne(:* AmaraBrianne(:*
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2013 4:37am UTC
    Mcdonalds is getting rid of the dollar menu? Well, looks like I ain't taking you hoes on anymore dates.

  12. AmaraBrianne(:* AmaraBrianne(:*
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2013 4:41am UTC
    Mumbling along to a song you dont really know...but that 15 second part you do know is coming and your gonna own that ishh.

  13. * .  ~ serena ~ . * * . ~ serena ~ . *
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2013 4:46am UTC
    I have such a busy life yet I'm a loner.

  14. SophiaIzAwesome SophiaIzAwesome
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2013 4:55am UTC
    Lol, Witty told me to "Write Something Your Parents Would Be Proud Of".
    Well, i don't think they're going to be proud of this :P
    The boys in my class are always on their phones but the teacher never notices. So anyway, my friend and I were sitting behind this guy, and she told me to look at his background.. So i looked, and well, you know, boys are boys, and it was a naked girl...
    Well, it's obvious what he uses Google Images for in his spare time.. :P

  15. DrOctopus DrOctopus
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2013 5:46am UTC
    Better to be slapped by the truth than kissed with a lie.

  16. GirlSittingAlone GirlSittingAlone
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2013 6:12am UTC
    " Twoje oczy już nigdy się nie przyśnią ,
    Cienka linia między miłościa a nienawiścią " ♥
    Mejer "Mezo" Jacek


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. AshleyyMariee AshleyyMariee
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2013 6:41am UTC
    Memories last a lifetime, but why don't dreams? Some of the best memories occur in a dream, but eventually, we'll forget about it.

  20. lukester94 lukester94
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2013 6:50am UTC
    Time is something you never mess with :P

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