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Quotes added on Saturday, October 26 2013

  1. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 1:47am UTC
    Away from laptop
    Me: mom i'm hungry
    Me: mom i'm bored
    Me: mom let's go to the park
    On laptop:
    Mom: Dinne-
    Me: NOT HUNGRY
    Mom: Hey! do you want to-
    Me: *sticks earplugs in ears*
    Mom: The weather sure is ni-
    Me: THE LAPTOP BRIGHTNESS
    IS MY SUN I KNOW WHERE YOU'RE
    GETTING AT

  2. *AngelsAreBadass* *AngelsAreBadass*
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 1:59am UTC
    The only reason im on witty right now is because im at my dads house, i had to get rid of my computer at home because the police made me give my mom my facebook password and my phone password after i ran away for a bit... I got tired of taking all the sit my mom was putting out. i figured if i did something like that it would shock her into treating me better, instead, she called the cops and pressed charges.
    And thats why I've been gone.

  3. bluegreeneyes28 bluegreeneyes28
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 2:05am UTC
    So I'm awful and left you all hanging with Golden Boy. Truth is I will very likely not be finishing it. I just lost it with the story. I had ideas of where I wanted to get to but not how to get to those points. I'm sorry. There may be another story coming from me eventually. I'm not sure. But I felt I owed all of you an explanation.

  4. imperfect * imperfect *
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 2:06am UTC
    Standing in front of a closet full of clothes sayin
    "I have nothing to wear!"

  5. IL0veAutumn IL0veAutumn
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 2:25am UTC
    "Ok, I'm going to study now."
    3 hours later
    "...Ok I'm going to study now."

  6. Apologetic* Apologetic*
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 2:28am UTC
    everyone has their own way of releasing pain.
    whether it's crying,
    listening to music,
    drawing,
    writing,
    or even self harming.
    Admittedly, some options are not worth it in the end.
    But you aren't supposed to tell them that.
    Those are their battle scars;
    and if they live long enough to show them,
    that just means that things will get better.

  7. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 2:32am UTC
    Tonight has been spent looking for a suit for me to wear tomorrow
    Raven: Too formal. Too not formal. Too colourful. Too black. (ect.ect)
    Me: I think the black one would be fine...
    Raven: No. Do you not have a good one? God. You wait until last minute for everything. You'll probably wait untill last minute to get your wedding suit lined up too. You're so unprepared.
    Me: Alas. 'Tis my wedding day and I do not have a tux. Oh the horrors! I must get married in a band tee and skinny jeans! ('Faints')
    Raven: That'll so be you. You'll walk up to the alter and everyone will be staring at you like 'Dafaq is he wearin'?'
    Me: Or I could have a wedding where people wore only band tees and skinny jeans...
    Raven: Then you'd probably forget to get a band tee and end up wearing a tux.
    Me:
    Raven:
    Me:
    Raven:
    Me: Shut up.

  8. *AngelsAreBadass* *AngelsAreBadass*
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 2:35am UTC
    Oh God... theyre making a "50 Shades" movie.

  9. Orris Orris
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 2:37am UTC
    Stay, or I will go with you.

  10. thgcfmj123 thgcfmj123
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 2:44am UTC
    homestuck anyone

  11. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 2:48am UTC
    If this were a movie you'd be here by now
    </3


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. Asma* Asma*
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 4:02am UTC
    People will wish you the best in life
    and hate you when you make it.

  15. Asma* Asma*
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 4:05am UTC
    Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.

  16. Asma* Asma*
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 4:10am UTC
    Reality;
    Is the annoying time in between sleep and internet.

  17. sophieeee sophieeee
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 4:39am UTC
    I wish my body could tell the difference between being hungry and being bored.

  18. RVM RVM
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 4:39am UTC
    A problem-free life does not exist.If your life has no problems,you are not truly alive, and that's a Big problem!-RVM

  19. GirlSittingAlone GirlSittingAlone
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 4:50am UTC
    " I Die Evrytime you walk away "♥

  20. zeel7 zeel7
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 4:51am UTC
    how am I expected to adult when i cant even teenager

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