Quotes added on Thursday, May 30 2013

fivehourslater

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May 30, 2013 5:54am UTC

User: Here's a llama, there's a llama.
Cleverbot: There's a llama, heres a llama.
User: And another little llama.
Cleverbot: Fuzzy llama.
User: Funny llama.
Cleverbot: Llama llama.
User: Duck.
Cleverbot: I was once a treehouse.
User: I lived in a cake.
Cleverbot: But I never saw the way the orange slayed the rake.
User: I was only three years dead.
Cleverbot: But it told a tale.
User: And now listen little child.
Cleverbot: To the safety rail.
User: Did you ever see a llama?
Cleverbot: Kiss a llama.
User: On the llama.
Cleverbot: No thank you. The older I get, the more interested I become in nature.

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AcaciasCheezburger
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May 30, 2013 5:55am UTC

Me alone Home.
Me: *Puts music on loud*
Me: *Eats food*
Me: *Hears strange noise*
Me: Its a serial killer,im goona die,im goona die.
Me: *Runs to bed and hides under blanket crying and screaming like mental*

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ILikePotatoes
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May 30, 2013 6:07am UTC

I wear your grandads clothes
I look Incredible.I got 20$ in my pocket. -Thrift shop

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doublesidedice
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May 30, 2013 6:10am UTC

I'm actually happy right now. I'm not sure what happened, but I wanna share it. Here's a bit of happiness for all of you, my loves.
(/O.o)/#

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BehindMyMask
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May 30, 2013 6:11am UTC

Over six months cut free
Just went down the drain

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*silvergirl*
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May 30, 2013 6:17am UTC

Dreaming Big
/Chapter 9/
As we pull up to the house the party is in. Victoria jumps a little and squeals, this girl is really ... bubbly.
"Becca! I brought you a cell phone, all of our numbers are in it, if you need anything text me!"
Victoria tosses me an iphone5 with a hot pink case. I catch it and shove it into my pocket.
When we get out of the car and go into the house, all I can smell is vodka. I grab a plastic cup and fill it up. Niall and Victoria have cups too and are sitting on the couch kissing. Liam, Louis and Harry are flirting with a few girls. I look at Zayn and smile. We go onto the dance floor together and dance.
I see a drunken Niall and Victoria holding hands and running up stairs together, Zayn starts laughing.
" Victoria is the best thing that has happened to Niall"
" She seems nice"
"yeah, but not as nice as you"
Zayn leans in and kisses me passionatly.
We stumble over to the couch and I fall on top of him, his hand is resting on my lower back and the other on is on my head. As we part I grin. As I pull myself up and sit on his lap, I cannot think of anything better. Just than Victoria and Niall come down the stairs, there hair is very messy and they look a little sweaty. Victoria drags Niall over to the couch and sits on him like I am sotting on Zayn. Victoria than gasps
" we should play spin the bottle!!"

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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BehindMyMask
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 6:20am UTC

I actually laughed when I was called concided
Like, do you know me at all?
I don't have a drop of self-confidence
And I literally cry when I see myself in the mirror.

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fionarose
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 6:20am UTC

Words are becoming harder to find, harder to say.
Life feels too difficult, it's all getting heavier.
I just hurt, I can't tell you where the pain starts or ends.
I can only tell you that it hurts more and more.
It burns, like there's no air in my lungs, it thumps like a bass drum in my chest, it pulls at my heart like there is no end.
Oh but there is, there is an end- it gets closer and closer.
I just haven't found it yet

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kelly*
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 6:20am UTC

"Sometimes love slips away
and you just can't get it back."
- Carrie Underwood

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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vanilla_shortcake
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 6:22am UTC

Blanket on- Too hot
Blanket off- Too cold
One leg out- Perfect
Until the demon from
PARANORMAL ACTIVITY
grabs it and drags you through the hall.

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*silvergirl*
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 6:24am UTC

Dreaming Big
/Chapter 10/
We all form a circle around a empty vodka bottle. I spin first and it lands on some random really cute guy. I lean over and kiss him. The guy than spins and it lands on some really pretty thin short girl. I watch them kiss. When the girl spins it lands on Zayn. I bite my lip as they kiss. Zayn spins the bottle ... It lands on me. Me and Zayn kiss happily. When I spin the bottle it lands on Zayn, we kiss agian. Victoria giggles
"When that happens you have to do seven minutes in heaven"
I stand up and so does Zayn, we walk upstairs and Victoria winks at me.
When we get to the room I kiss Zayn. We fall onto the bed and he puts his hand in my thigh.I start unbuttoning his shirt. He pulls my shirt over my head and the I drop my shorts. He quickly takes off his pants and than we are on top of eachother.

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JazzySnow
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May 30, 2013 6:27am UTC

Decisions, they shape our destiny.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 6:28am UTC

My wrists are stained red,
My thighs are still bleeding,
My mind is asleep,
My body never rested,
I gave up on "better"
When you gave up on me.
I hope you're happy,
You've killed me too

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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MonsterBeneathYourBed
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 6:33am UTC

Despite all the BULLSHIT,
I have a lot to be THANKFUL for.

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IDKwhatmynameshouldbe
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May 30, 2013 6:33am UTC

I like this girl so much
She’s always on my mind
We have an awesome time
We never crossed the line
She don’t wanna mess-up the friendship
“Friendsies”
I’m in a frenzy, ’cause my bedroom's empty
And I’m gently attempting to win her over
By being as good as friend as I can be
She’s tempting but riddled with doubt
Friend Zone is like the mafia
You’ll never get out!
-Your favorite Martian

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gucci prince*
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 6:34am UTC

TV: Dadadada
Me: It's not too annoying.
TV: Dadadadadada don don don
Me: Eh...
TV: Dadadadadadada den den den den den don don don don don bon bon bon bon
Me: Ugh too annoying! *Runs away*

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