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Quotes added on Tuesday, May 7 2013

  1. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 3:42am UTC
    That walk of shame when you have to put something back in a store after your mom says no


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  4. Vic Fuentes* Vic Fuentes*
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 3:58am UTC
    Other people from other schools: omg, you have like THE hottest guys going to your sch-
    Adopts Mr. Bean's voice: You make me want to fomit in my moufth

  5. airdude airdude
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 4:06am UTC
    Why is it that just because I am hanging out with a friend that some how it is cheating on
    the person even though were not together? Im sorry not thinking about a relationship right now
    just trying to get through high school.

  6. dapz95 dapz95
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 4:09am UTC
    but i still don't know how to act
    don't know what to say
    still talk about you
    like it was yesterday
    but you're long gone
    and moved on
    but your long gone
    and moved on

  7. Vic Fuentes* Vic Fuentes*
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 4:10am UTC
    When the other girls chase after the heartbreaker, the player, the popular jock.
    I'm there, just setting my eyes on the shy, nerdy and talented one.
    The one that will come up with the craziest ideas just to make me feel special.
    The one that will actually, properly ask "Will you be my girlfriend?" rather than "Wanna go out?"
    The one wearing the glasses, yet hides the most beautiful blue eyes.
    The one who will respect your wishes
    The one who quietly sings songs
    The one who dares to dream
    That one, that guy.
    I'm setting my eyes on him.
    While all the other girls chase a guy who'll break your fragile heart.

  8. Imagine_this Imagine_this
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 4:16am UTC
    ✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎
    Gaining a new follower,
    and feeling like youre
    JESUS.
    ✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎
    cookiedoughformats

  9. UnicornsandMustaches UnicornsandMustaches
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 4:21am UTC
    Karma takes too long,
    I would rather beat the
    SHIZ
    out of you
    NOW

  10. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 4:35am UTC
    “People are always going to say the negative,
    and you just have to focus on what the goals are for you.”
    - D E N I S E J O N A S
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format coded by: br0kenwings

  11. hey_its_mal hey_its_mal
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 4:41am UTC
    I wonder if llamas and unicorns are as obsessed with humans as we are with them.


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  13. TiaBrunton TiaBrunton
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 4:53am UTC
    Boobs Are Like Coke, Nobody Likes Them Flat!


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  15. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 5:23am UTC
    Flying is freedom.
    Everyone wants to fly.
    Everyone wants freedom.
    Repair your broken wings.
    Spread your chances out.
    And take them.
    Find your freedom and fly to it.

  16. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 5:26am UTC
    Do what you want with no fear of what others may think. Only then will you find out how truly amazing your capabilities are.

  17. 永久* 永久*
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 5:26am UTC
    Kill me if you can. Do it if you have the guts to. I'm not scared of death anymore, life has been so bad already, why don't I just end it?

  18. jimothy jimothy
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 5:31am UTC
    Ammo is expensive.
    Do not expect a warning shot.

  19. jimothy jimothy
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 5:33am UTC
    For some reason,
    the police never think it's as funny as you do.

  20. unspok3n unspok3n
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 5:46am UTC
    No one asked me out.. I need to talk to you before band today.

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