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jimothy

1. jimothy
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   May 7, 2013 7:38pm UTC
   If I had $1 for every time somone called me pretty I would have exactly $1.
   Thanks Mom.
   
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2. jimothy
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   May 7, 2013 12:08pm UTC
   I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.
   
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3. jimothy
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   May 7, 2013 12:04pm UTC
   I got a dig brick!
   You that read wrong.
   You read that wrong too.
   
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4. jimothy
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   May 7, 2013 12:02pm UTC
   Yeah Im single and your going to have to be AMAZING to change that.
   
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5. jimothy
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   May 7, 2013 11:59am UTC
   If you say gullible slowly it sounds like oranges.
   
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6. jimothy
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   May 7, 2013 11:55am UTC
   P//ssing off the world.
   One person at a time...
   
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7. jimothy
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   May 7, 2013 11:53am UTC
   There are three kinds of people in this world.
   Those who are good at math, and those who aren't.
   
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8. jimothy
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   May 7, 2013 11:50am UTC
   I stopped trying to fight my inner demons.
   We're on the same side now.
   
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9. jimothy
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   May 7, 2013 11:47am UTC
   I was already going to hell.
   Now Im just trying to get a good spot.
   
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10. jimothy
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    May 7, 2013 11:45am UTC
    Some people are like slinkies.
    Their not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face as you push them down the stairs.
    
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11. jimothy
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    May 7, 2013 11:36am UTC
    Yet, despite the look on my face, you are still talking.
    
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12. jimothy
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    May 7, 2013 7:01am UTC
    Do I LOOK like your therapist to you?
    
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13. jimothy
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    May 7, 2013 6:49am UTC
    You can't fix stupid.
    
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14. jimothy
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    May 7, 2013 6:07am UTC
    Im not cynical.
    It's just everything sucks.
    
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15. jimothy
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    May 7, 2013 6:05am UTC
    JOIN THE MARINES!!!
    Travel new places, meet exotic people and kill them!
    
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16. jimothy
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    May 7, 2013 6:03am UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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17. jimothy
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    May 7, 2013 6:01am UTC
    I don't have haters.
    I just have fans in denial.
    
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18. jimothy
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    May 7, 2013 5:33am UTC
    For some reason,
    the police never think it's as funny as you do.
    
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19. jimothy
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    May 7, 2013 5:31am UTC
    Ammo is expensive.
    Do not expect a warning shot.
    
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20. jimothy
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    May 6, 2013 7:45pm UTC
    Certified Jenius
    
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