Quotes added on Friday, March 22 2013

kmsxx*
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 4:02am UTC

So Much Honesty # 2
I text you because I want to actually talk to you and have a conversation. Not get one word answers.Like okay,fine,cool...

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tacosliketoparty
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 4:06am UTC

when my mums telling me off,
and I'm trying to hold my laughter in.

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tacosliketoparty
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 4:09am UTC

Since you so kindly asked to use the bathroom,
I think i'll just take another half an hour.

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Sparkles_Bread
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 4:10am UTC

QUIZ TIME :D
Have you ever:
1. skipped class? no
2. done drugs? does cough medicine count? no? you have your answer
3. self harmed? fortunately no
4. drank? just a teensy little bit
5. shoplifted? nope
6. gotten a tattoo? ugh, no way
7. broken up with someone? no :/ (not sure whether to put a smiley face or sad face so...)
Whats your favourite:
8. show? Pretty Little liars
9. movie? all Harry Potters and Mean Girls
10. song? right now, anything Ed Sheeran, Starkid or Same Love or Impossible
11. artist? Ed Sheeran, Bruno Mars and Starkid
12. singer/band? didn't I just say that?
13. memory? this one time, I'd been away for the first 2 weeks starting a new term at school and when I went back in the morning, all my friends surrounded me in a group hug. it was awesome
14. book? what kind of question is this!? I can't choose!
This or That:
15. invisibility or ability to fly? definitely flying. you don't need powers to be invisible
16. cookies or cake? errrr not a clue, but PROBABLY cake 'cause you can put icing on it and its soft
17. twitter or facebook? FaceBook
18. movies or books? BOOKS!!!
19. coke or sprite? don't know, don't care
20. blind or deaf? blind. I wouldn't be able to stand not listening to my music
21. tea or coffee? coffeeeeeeee
What's your:
22. age? ...13
23. sign? like star sign?if it's that then Sagittarius
24. height? not a single clue
25. sexual orientation? straight but i support all rights
26. shoe size? like, 37 ish
27. religion? none, actually (fun fact) here in Australia you can have your religion as Jedi XD
28. longest relationship? never :)
opinion on:
29. gay rights? complete support. I know a gay guy and I love him to death and he deserves everything as do all others.
30. second chances? if you deserve them, you get them
31. long distance relationships? if they're actually honoured by both parties, i think it's sweet that people still stay together despite it
32. abortion? i don't like it but if you really have to then you are free to act as you wish
33. the death penalty? it sounds harsh but, some people are so sick they deserve it
34. marijuana? i would never and i believe it ruins lives
35. love? I can't wait for my own happily ever after and I'm a hopeless romantic

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tacosliketoparty
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 4:11am UTC

things that shouldn't be broken:
a) hearts
b) promises
c) cond oms

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TheArtOfEmotion
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 4:11am UTC

Bully; Haha, you're Jimmy Saval.
Class; Dies of laughter.
If only they know what I've been through. I've been through hell alive, many times. My mum has almost died five times the last year, but they wouldn't know. They think I've had it perfect. But really, I've had it horrible. I might start to self harm, unless someone helps me in the comments..

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tacosliketoparty
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 4:14am UTC

Dear teenagers,
please stop trying to fit your
fat as.ses on our baby swings,
Sincerely, Ever toddler.

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summergirl369
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 4:14am UTC

I always feel bad for the school staff
'cause they have to put up with all the crap
we students say about them.
And the bus drivers.
And basically staff anywhere.
So I smile at them and tell them to have a good day
and hope that it makes upa little
for the jerkwads they encountered that day.

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HiaDurr
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 4:22am UTC

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

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MissHatty
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 4:24am UTC

Please comment your tumblr URL's and I will follow you.
My Tumblr Dash is dead and I'm bored so please comment? xo
Oh and Follow my tumblr's (I'll post them into the comments?)

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HiaDurr
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 4:25am UTC

I wish witty had a 'Go Back' button next to the 'Random Format' button.

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CantLiveWithOut1D
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 4:28am UTC

spa spa spa spa spa spa spa spa spa spa spa spa spa psa spa spa spa spa spa spa spa spa spa spa spa spa spa spa spa spa spa spa spa spa
spoon
- Liam Payne

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 4:28am UTC

if it's too good to be true
well then it probably is.

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 4:35am UTC

'Sometimes I get the feeling I can
eat something healthy but then I think hmm... better not.'

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Forever_Wallflower
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 4:37am UTC

Exercise is a dirty word.
every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

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moshturbation*
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 4:40am UTC

It's amazing, isn't it?
Just one smile can fool someone.

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summergirl369
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 4:42am UTC

As deluded as I might be
Through the lens of depression,
Somehow I can still see
That life is still worth living.
And yet I cannot tell
Others to believe it
Because all they can sense is hell,
So they say heaven will never come.
I always want to say
That I was there once too,
That to life I once wanted to say nay
And disappear forever,
That it really does get better
Not every time, but most of the time
And that recovery will be slower
Than expected, but always progressing.
But when will they believe me,
When they think they've seen it all?
So I shut my mouth and lose the chance to be
A change in someone's lonely life.

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Forever_Wallflower
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 4:42am UTC

Jon: What am I gonna do with you?
Garfield: Love me, feed me, never leave me.

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 4:43am UTC

ANTI PICK UP LINES
"Can I buy you a drink?"
"Actually, I'd rather have the money."
"Will you go out with me this Saturday?"
"Sorry, I'll have a headache then."
"I think I could make you really happy."
"You're leaving?!"
"Where have you been all my life?"
"Hiding from you."
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 4:48am UTC

When my friend's not at school:
5 % " I h o p e s h e ' s o k . "
9 5 % H O W D A R E S H E L E A V E
M E A L O N E

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