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Quotes added on Wednesday, February 27 2013

  1. MeaganWynd MeaganWynd
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 2:03am UTC
    If I Wore A Sighn Around My Neck That Said "FREE HUGS",
    Would You Hug Me?

  2. ZoeBoe ZoeBoe
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 2:03am UTC
    ALPHABET OF ME!!
    [a]vailable: probably for a while…..
    [b]irthday: 2,10,98
    [c]rush:Leighton <3
    [d]rink you last had: Froke (Frosen coke)
    [e]asiest person to talk to: Jasmine
    [f]avorite genre of music: pop, rock
    [g]ummy bears or gummy worms: totally gummy worms
    [h]ad your first kiss: nope nobody likes me :(
    [i]nstrument: Flute, Piano
    [j]uice: Apple and black current
    [k]illed someone: yes…but don’t tell anyone……..lol Kidding!
    [l]ongest trip: 2 weeks
    [m]ilkshake flavor: Strawberry
    [n]umber of siblings: 1
    [o]ne wish: for someone to actually care about me…
    [p]erson who holds the best memories with you: Amber
    [q]uiet or loud: naturally LOUD!!!
    [r]easons to smile: absolutely everything!!
    [s]ong: I'm dancing with tears in my eyes by Ke$ha
    [t]ime you woke up: 6:00am
    [u]mbrella: ??
    [v]egetable: CARROTS!
    [w]arm at the moment: OH YEAH!
    [x]-rays you've had: broke my wrist
    [y]our favorite animal:Purple flying elephant!
    [z]odiac sign: I have no idea!

  3. MeaganWynd MeaganWynd
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 2:08am UTC
    A Friend Makes Your Family Question Your Sexuality. xD

  4. Vic Fuentes* Vic Fuentes*
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 2:20am UTC
    The difference between me and my mom's interpretation of 5 minutes?
    Mom: I need your help, can you please come down here?
    Me: Alright, coming!
    Total time: 5 minutes
    Me: Mom! Can we go now? It's getting late!
    Mom: Wait honey, just 5 more minutes.
    Total time: 3 hours

  5. Vic Fuentes* Vic Fuentes*
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 2:28am UTC
    I can safely assume 98% of us should be doing homework, but I see this percentage of people have also been visited by a seductive computer wearing sexy lingerie.

  6. breezy_mac breezy_mac
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 2:29am UTC
    walk into the club like what up i got social anxiety

  7. gray22 gray22
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 2:29am UTC
    i'm f-f-freezzinggg someone come cuddle with me to keep me warm? brrrrrrr

  8. Goodyloc Goodyloc
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 2:45am UTC
    DID YOU KNOW???
    That "gaga" in Filipino means a stupid and idiotic girl???

  9. lolliesandrainbows lolliesandrainbows
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 2:59am UTC
    I thought i would be with him for longer than we were
    i thought he was some one special
    now we're just friends
    i wish we wern't

  10. Gladerz Gladerz
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 3:09am UTC
    Ok, now, now, who drink ice tea with ice?

  11. greyskies greyskies
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 3:10am UTC
    I have no blonde friends.
    I think I'm secretly hair-rac!st.
    Lol, who am I kidding? I have no friends.

  12. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 3:16am UTC
    honestly, i go to school to learn, not to earn the approval of a bunch of self-obsessed girls and too-cool guys

  13. Vic Fuentes* Vic Fuentes*
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 3:21am UTC
    Witty Profiles is just the Tumblr for the intelligent people.
    Not meaning to offend people who have Tumblr, u guys seem cool.

  14. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 3:38am UTC
    Those girls who are actually really intelligent but pretend to be stupid and ditsy just to get boys to think they're cute are just really annoying, okay, if he doesn't like you being smart and trying to do well at school, he isn't worth a second of your time.

  15. greyskies greyskies
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 3:39am UTC
    I exercised once. Turns out I'm allergic.
    My skin flushed blotchy and red,
    I couldn't breathe and my body started to shake.
    Very dangerous.

  16. summmer_love summmer_love
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 3:54am UTC
    Nel: screw you aasshole!
    Old guy: that's no way for a young lady to talk..
    Nel: Sorry, I get a little bitchy when im on the rag, ya' know what im sayin.
    It's a boy girl thing


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  18. gucci prince* gucci prince*
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 4:18am UTC
    Baby you light up
    my world like nobody else ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
    //THE WAY THAT YOU FLIP YOUR
    hair gets me overwhelemd but when you
    smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell you dont know
    You dont know your beautiful


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  20. lily21smile lily21smile
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 4:37am UTC
    *baby i'm not
    like the rest !

:)

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