Quotes added on Friday, February 15 2013

_pinkypromise
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February 15, 2013 1:21am UTC

I'm so hurt.

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Butterbear
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 1:31am UTC

Well.
Goodnight witty.
See you this afternoon.
Or this comming morning in China.
Anyways.
Yeah.
PANCAKES.
omg im tired .-.

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*Death*
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 1:57am UTC

I put the "I" in
Single

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1mrsseguin9
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 2:00am UTC

That awkward moment when the person you hate asks you if you hate them...

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Music Is My Freedom*
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 2:13am UTC

Life is amazing the majority of the time!
-said no teenager EVER

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immadragonhearmeRAWR
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 2:17am UTC

guys guys guys
yesterday, i went out with someone
yep, that's right, i actually stepped out of my house, away from my computer, with my friend and yelled at all of the happy couples kissing and hugging in the streets...
because i'm forever alone like that
no no, i didn't actually do that don't worry i'm not that weird-yet
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | t h i s i s n o t m y f o r m a t

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lovepeacerespect
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February 15, 2013 2:25am UTC

In my head: Constructs witty and insightful answers to interview questions for when I'm famous
Me: please I soup want

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cujo*
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 2:55am UTC

This, the kind that makes one tilt their head and stare, unblinkingly. Several moments later, they straighten up and glare.
I am an observer, a preceptor. And this is what I see of you. I have followed the subtle (yet obvious) transitions over time. I had respected, tried to understand, tried to learn but while I did so, I found you falling headfirst.
Why does this ignite a raging, raving, internal furor in a stranger? Why, why? The vibes, the vibes! It feels as if you are not in this! You are not the skin you are potraying. Is this you or the person you hide behind? You're hiding yourself, you're hiding something from your own self. I only hope you'd catch yourself before it catches you.
So, what's going on? This is a pitiful game. You're fooling no one but yourself.
I speak, not to wound, but because I know you'd respect an honest opinion. I believe you are smart enough to handle it. Take it and keep it with you; get the best of it.
Feb 15, 2013 02:04 AM

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NicoleErin16
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February 15, 2013 3:06am UTC

My friend had an extra lolipop that she didn't want. She was going to give it to me or him.
Her: Who wants it?
Him: Nicole can have it!
Me: Eww, why would I ever take something from you? (Talking about my friend)
Him: You're right, I'll take it. *takes the lolipop, turns to me*
Him: Nicole, will you be my Valentines?
Me: Yesss! I will :D
Him: Yesss! *Hands me lolipop*
Me: *Goes and hugs him*
Him: Well, talk to you later
Me: *Can't stop smiling like a freak even though I knew it meant nothing*
Did I mention, he gives the best hugs? Ever! He holds you tightly, and ughhhh!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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cujo*
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 3:09am UTC

You go to my head like a sip of sparkling Burgundy brew
and I find the very mention of you like the kicker in a julep or two

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bella is a penguin *
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 3:30am UTC

i wanna find some new youtubers so tell me some youtube usernames so i can find them. :)

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B R E E*
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 3:31am UTC

1. What color is your toothbrush?
Blue ;3
2. Name some people who made you smile today:
Quinn, My mum c':, Hannah, Tayla, Sam ♥
3. What were you doing at 8 AM this morning?
Rushing coz it was nearly time to go to school :L
4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
Playing with my three step-sisters
5. What is your favorite chocolate bar?
Cookies and creme ;3
6. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Hahhahahahahahah no.
7. What is the last thing you said aloud?
Hey! don't move it there, its in the way of the tv! (Harry Potter and the order of the phinox is on c;)
8. What is your favorite ice cream?
Cookies & creme or Boysenberryripple ;D
9. What was the last thing you drank?
Coke
10. Do you like your wallet?
Eh, its okay, but is old :L
11. What was the last thing you ate?
Fish & chips
12. Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
Nope :L
13. The last sporting event you watched?
Um, my sisters netball trails
14. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
Buttery :3
15. Who is the last person you sent a text message to?
Quinny ♥
16. Ever go camping?
Yuppp
17. Do you take vitamins daily?
Nope
18. Do you go to church every week?
nope
19. Do you have a tan?
Yeer, i guess ;)
20. Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?
ahahaha no.
21. Do you drink your soda with a straw?
If i have one i do :3
22. What did your last text message say?
what how could i make a rhyme?
i gtg im going ou for dinner ile see you tomoro bye!
23. What are you doing tomorrow?
Going into town for art deco weekend ;D
25. Look to your left, what do you see?
Cold fish and chips :3
26. What color is your watch?
blue
27. What do you think of when you hear Australia?
new zealand! coz nz is amaazeballlslssss
29. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
bothhhh
30. What is your favorite number?
11/ 8
31. Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?
My mummy ♥
32. Any plans today?
School :L
33. How many states have you lived in?
1
34. Biggest annoyance right now?
Theres no cold chips left :L
35. Last song listened to?
this love, this hate - hollywood undead ♥
36.Can you say the alphabet backwards?
pfffttttt... no. aha
37. Do you have a maid service clean your house?
i wish
38. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
jandals all the way!
39. Are you jealous of anyone?
aye, i don't think of o;
40. Is anyone jealous of you?
i have no idea,
41. Do you love anyone?
yus
42. Do any of your friends have children?
nopppe
43. What do you usually do during the day?
i dunno. school
44. Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
not hate...
45. Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
yeah (or some variation of)
46. What color is your car?
im 13. geeeeeez
47. Do you like cats?
YES. ;3
48. Are you thinking about someone right now?
yuuup ♥
49. Have you ever been to Six Flags?
wot
50. How did you get your worst scar?
I have nooone. i tink o;

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Sugarlollies78
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 4:20am UTC

IQ Test
Mary's father has 5 daughters
Nana, Nene, Nini and Nono.
Who's the fifth daughter?

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happyfeet12
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 4:23am UTC

Im in love with a
fairytale
Even though it
hurts

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smoochiecuddlekins
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 4:24am UTC

can u guys help me on my essay?
"war is necessary evil. do you agree?"
any kind of answers? give me some points and this.. thankyou so much if u can help me!

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immadragonhearmeRAWR
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 4:26am UTC

That awkward moment when you accidentally hit
your crush in the face with your bag...

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smoochiecuddlekins
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 4:33am UTC

PLEASE HELP ME ON MY ESSAY!
1. "War is a necessary evil. do you agree?"
2. Mankind would never abolish war, war would abolish mankind" Do you agree?
I don't really get it and i need your help. please help me grab some points. Just in points form. really need ur help! As soon As possible!

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GlassHorizon
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 4:35am UTC

Slow conversations with a gun mean more than I've ever said to anyone

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xxcandycakesxx
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 4:42am UTC

Why not?
I bet no guy has the guts to write me a
paragraph in my comment box on my
profile that I will never forget. Girls, pass
this on and see who the nicest guy
is on Witty.
See what guy can actually write a
paragraph
that will surprise you.
nmq (only do it if u wanna)

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