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Quotes added on Monday, December 10 2012

  1. Squarez Squarez
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 2:45am UTC
    be young. go nuts. break rules and have no regrets. because if you wait too long too live your life, it will be far too late.

  2. xRosex4 xRosex4
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 2:49am UTC
    Sometimes,
    you meet a person that you just click with.
    You're completely comfortable with them and you
    don't have to pretend to be anyone or anything♥

  3. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 2:51am UTC
    my parents: high school years are the best years of your life!
    me: they'd better f/cking not be.

  4. Lorza Lorza
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 2:55am UTC
    15 DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS
    Yay!
    Rudoplh The Red Nose Reindeer


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  6. cailin1 cailin1
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 2:58am UTC
    Sometimes I just wanna explode!!!!!!
    Just leave for a few days...
    not die... but just take a break from the world.

  7. Kelseylr Kelseylr
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 3:02am UTC
    **Me and my family looking at my baby photos**
    Me: Wow! I look so cute.
    Brother: Yeah, I wonder what happened...
    Mother: Well you know what they say beutiful babies turn into ugly people.
    Sister: Well that must be true.
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: And this is why I don't socialise with my family.

  8. swiftieforever13 swiftieforever13
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 3:07am UTC
    WAYS 2 ANOy YR PARENTS OR ANY1 THAT LIVES IN YR HOME!!!!!
    soz i missed some out
    2. Moo when they say your name.
    4. Say everything backwards.
    5. Run into walls.
    7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
    8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder
    9. Say all of the words in a film.
    10. Pluck someone's hair out and then yell "DNA!!!"
    11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm crazy"
    12. Talk to a pen.
    13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
    14. Try and climb a wall.
    15. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.
    16.Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"and nod
    17.Eat your hair.
    18.Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."
    19. When you shower or bath yell"Help!! I'm drowning!"
    20.At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"


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  10. sparks12 sparks12
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 3:09am UTC
    Ther must be an angel,
    with a smile on her face 
    When she thought up that I  
    should be with you,
    But it's time to face the truth.         
    I  will never be with you.

  11. sparks12 sparks12
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 3:11am UTC
    ''I'm  
             Super lazy.
    It's like
    normal lazy, 
    but with 
    a cape.''

  12. swiftieforever13 swiftieforever13
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 3:12am UTC
    tell them all i know now
    shout it from the roof tops
    write it on the sky line
    all we had is gone now
    tell them i was happy
    and heart is broken
    all my scars are open
    tell them what i hope would be
    IMPOSSIBLE!

  13. myusernamedoesntmatter myusernamedoesntmatter
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 3:16am UTC
    "Once I had the epiphany that people are so wrapped up in themselves that they don't take notice of whether I'm wearing makeup or not (or what I look like in general), it was a very freeing feeling.
    We all think everyone is looking at us - judging us, but the reality is everyone else is also worrying that same thing, so nobody has much time to worry aboutanyone else."
    ~ read it online

  14. cailin1 cailin1
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 3:19am UTC
    Why am I so fat?
    So ugly?
    So stupid?
    So oblivious?
    So weird?
    So me?


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  16. supergreenmissqueen supergreenmissqueen
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 3:24am UTC
    cashire: Hi can i help you?
    me: No! i waited 1 hour in the line to say Hi!


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