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Quotes added on Sunday, November 25 2012

  1. crazyMCRfangirl crazyMCRfangirl happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 12:10am UTC
    someone on here should write a Ferard fic cause if you did chances are I'd read it JS

  2. TheeRunawaay TheeRunawaay
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 12:11am UTC
    ...and you don't get it. you don't really get how much I am in pain. and you don't really get that all I do is cry every night. You don't get that everyday it's a pain to go through my day. You don't get it. You don't understand how it is to feel like this, and even if you did.. you wouldn't be able to help because I can't even fix myself..

  3. Brittasdfghjkl Brittasdfghjkl
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 12:11am UTC
    I Wander If Anyone Ever Looks At Me And thinks, "Damn, She Is Really Beautiful" LMFAO. Yeah, Me Either...

  4. Trudimay Trudimay
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 12:11am UTC
    Close your legs, not your heart.

  5. akp1015 akp1015
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 12:12am UTC
    "I want to go to fat camp and just bring a bunch of Twinkies to tempt all the other kids."
    -my bestfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
    because Hostess is going out of business her dreams are now crushed...

  6. TheeRunawaay TheeRunawaay
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 12:13am UTC
    I'm just so afraid.

  7. xxsmileformexx xxsmileformexx
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 12:13am UTC
    school.
    me: its raining.
    me: my hair.. oh well.
    me: you are so good looking.
    me: look at me.
    me: maybe if i threw a pencil...
    me:
    me:
    me: nah too obvious.
    me: what is this.
    me: if a man with a gun walked in right now, you'd die first.
    me:
    me: this clock is so slow.
    me: im hungry.
    me: what is this.
    me: im pretty sure this is college stuff.
    me:
    me: im cold.
    me: im probably gonna end up dying.
    me:rip. lived a good life.
    me:
    me:
    me: what is this.

  8. jennyracinggirl jennyracinggirl
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 12:14am UTC
    my legs havent been this open sense i had my daughter


  9. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  10. Cuppy Cuppy
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 12:15am UTC
    Who else thinks of 1980 as 20 years ago?

  11. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 12:16am UTC
    When I say I hate everyone
    and that one person says
    "You hate me?” in a whiny voice...
    I especially hate you..

  12. TheeRunawaay TheeRunawaay
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 12:16am UTC
    When people ask me " Are you okay?" I say " yes" even I'm not . I say it because they can't help. They'll say " I'm sorry" or " I wish I could help." . They're not going to fix things, they'll just know my pain. I dont want them to worry about me.. i dont matter anyways.

  13. Apologetic* Apologetic*
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 12:17am UTC
    I believe that anyone could fall in love with someone if they forgot what society says.

  14. byewitty* byewitty*
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 12:18am UTC
    It's funny how LMFAO sings a song called, "Sexy and I Know It,"
    but they aren't sexy, not even cute..
    nmf/nmq
    credit @klsmalls33

  15. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 12:19am UTC
    Me: Sometimes I have really bad memory, I forget-
    Me: Sometimes i have such a bad memory, i forget what i'm saying right in the midd-
    Person: *breathes*
    Me: Wait what was i sayi-
    Me: what was i saying..?

  16. QuietPeopleHaveLoudMinds QuietPeopleHaveLoudMinds
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 12:20am UTC
    never felt like this before
    are we friends or are we more

  17. theonethatgotawayOX theonethatgotawayOX
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 12:20am UTC
    Words hurt .
    I have scars t o prove i t

  18. byewitty* byewitty*
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 12:21am UTC
    For the Harry Potter fans, you are the "me". If you are not a Harry Potter Fan, you take the role of the friend.
    Friend: Why do you like Severus Snape?
    Me: Why don't you?
    Friend: He is a bad guy.
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me: B/tch, please. He is f/cking amazing and not a bad guy.
    Friend:
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me:
    Friend:
    Cops: So she just fell off the broomstick that doesn't exist?
    Me:
    Cops:
    Me:
    Cops:
    Judge:So he just fell of the top of Hogwarts that doesn"t exist?
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: *all alone in the world besides the cast of Harry Potter and J.K. Rowling's family....*

  19. Sargerogue Sargerogue
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 12:23am UTC
    Jed Eckert: Marines don't die, they go to hell and regroup.
    (It's from Red Dawn (2012))

  20. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 12:27am UTC
    I saw the most beautiful painting at the store the other day…
    but then I realized it was a mirror

:)

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