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Sargerogue

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Member Since: 10 Feb 2012 09:33pm

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My friend is constantly on here so I thought I'd give it a shot. Haven't stopped laughing since.
  1. Sargerogue Sargerogue
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 11:43pm UTC
    Everything will be okay in the end.
    If it's not okay, it's not the end.

  2. Sargerogue Sargerogue
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    June 4, 2013 11:34pm UTC
    There is no better feeling than school being out.

  3. Sargerogue Sargerogue
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    March 24, 2013 10:19pm UTC
    Easter Carnival + Little Kids Who Can't Reach a Table + Six Hours of Sleep + Car Troubles - Caffeine = Four Hours of Torture

  4. Sargerogue Sargerogue
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    March 14, 2013 11:03pm UTC
    Don't you hate when a big dance is coming up and everyone starts talking about who they're going with?
    Then you decide to go too.
    And wish you could find a date or at least a guy that would take you as a friend?
    Yeah, I'm in the same boat. Sometimes it sucks to be single.

  5. Sargerogue Sargerogue
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 8:45pm UTC
    It's like a wreck at sea.
    Some drift away.
    Some are just outside of reach but seem to be leaving.
    Some disappear under the waves.
    Some cling to the wreckage with me.
    Some are swimming toward the wreck and taking our hands.
    Friendship is like a wreck at sea.
    I'm thinking a lot of my friends are lost at sea.

  6. Sargerogue Sargerogue
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 12:23am UTC
    Jed Eckert: Marines don't die, they go to hell and regroup.
    (It's from Red Dawn (2012))

  7. Sargerogue Sargerogue
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    August 19, 2012 12:54am UTC
    I sometimes wonder why people will comment about something, completely trashing it, and somehow not expect to get a crap load of messages yelling at them. I honestly can't believe they're that stupid. To those who do, stop. My advice, GO FIND A HATE SITE LEAVE THOSE WHO HONOR OR LIKE SOMETHING THE HECK ALONE!

  8. Sargerogue Sargerogue
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 2:10am UTC
    That awkward moment when you have to help your best friend break into her own house because her keys and money are inside.

  9. Sargerogue Sargerogue
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 11:07pm UTC
    He miss spelt my first name.
    He miss spelt my last name.
    He hasn't called or given me a card in the past five years or so...
    He's barely acknowledge my existance...
    So does twenty bucks on my 16th birthday make up for it?

  10. Sargerogue Sargerogue
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    July 5, 2012 11:25pm UTC
    New record: rolled both ankles in one day.

  11. Sargerogue Sargerogue
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    June 29, 2012 10:33pm UTC
    You know it's been a long day when you're ready to pass out at 8 and dead tired at 10:30 before saying "It's time to sleep."
    (Shuts laptop and passes out)

  12. Sargerogue Sargerogue
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    June 23, 2012 6:31pm UTC
    Annoying parents moments:
    1) When your mother thinks you need to have a boyfriend.
    2) When both parents accuse you of dating a co-worker and constantly pick on you about it.
    Stupid parents.

  13. Sargerogue Sargerogue
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    June 22, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    That sad moment, when your boss makes your co-worker you like stop calling you a nickname you think is funny because she thinks he's picking on you.

  14. Sargerogue Sargerogue
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    June 14, 2012 8:39pm UTC
    Awkward moments: You start to crush on a co-worker

  15. Sargerogue Sargerogue
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    June 10, 2012 8:15pm UTC
    Day before my first day of work. My thoughts?
    WHAT WAS I THINKING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

  16. Sargerogue Sargerogue
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 11:49pm UTC
    Pilot: Target acquired.
    [Fires guns at Hulk]
    Pilot: Target engaged.
    [as Hulk leaps toward airplane]
    Pilot: TARGET ANGRY!
    *AVENGERS*

  17. Sargerogue Sargerogue
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    June 8, 2012 2:37am UTC
    Fact: Chris Hemsworth is hot in anything he stars in.
    (Snow White and the Huntsman, Avengers, and Thor pop into mind.)

  18. Sargerogue Sargerogue
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 6:47pm UTC
    Why is it every time I make plans with a friend, they always cancel and I end up locked up in my room for the rest of the night?

  19. Sargerogue Sargerogue
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 7:57pm UTC
    Spiderman: You found my weakness, in small knives.

  20. Sargerogue Sargerogue
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    May 11, 2012 10:50pm UTC
    Some movies are still funny the second time through.
    a.k.a. Avengers

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