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Quotes added on Monday, November 19 2012

  1. Ravenlight Ravenlight
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 1:21am UTC
    We both put our sunblock on
    Played on the beach
    And vowed that we'd live and we'd learn
    Yeah, but she got a tan,
    {And I got a sunburn}
    ~ Sunburn, Owl City

  2. Aisnotonfire Aisnotonfire
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 1:28am UTC
    He’s Been Friendzoning Me For:
    1 Year, 2 Months, 4 Weeks & 2 Days.
    </3


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  4. abbiemarie* abbiemarie*
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 1:28am UTC
    Bro-tip
    NEVER call a girl fat/ugly/stupid she will believe you andNEVER forget it and it will eat at her forever

  5. SuperBass223 SuperBass223
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 1:29am UTC
    Write the name of someone
    you hate on your body
    everyday in permanent
    marker, so no matter how you
    die they'll become a suspect.

  6. liveforsummerxx liveforsummerxx
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 1:33am UTC
    I've always been the girl
    who would bend over backwards to help others
    even when I'm completely alone myself


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  8. lexysingasong lexysingasong
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 1:35am UTC
    Watching the video Niall tweeted literally made my day...
    Forever replaying it.
    #TheJoe
    -if you're a Directioner & haven't seen it, here's the link ;D
    [ http://twitter.yfrog.com/156v2coajbfolswqwzgfipuxz ]


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  10. sugarfreak sugarfreak
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 1:39am UTC
    .: I Met Him On Omegle :.
    Chapter 28
    Andreas P.O.V
    I kissed Jesse, thanking him over and over again. The bracelet is beautiful.
    “Do you want me to put it on you?” he asked and I nodded, handing him the bracelet and he put it on my wrist. I started looking at the charms, wondering if they meant something or not. There was a key, a diploma hat, an airplane, a moon, a little hospital and a laptop. “They all mean something,” he said as if he was reading my mind. “I figured I could add more and more charms as we go.”
    “What does this mean?” I point to the laptop.
    “We met on the internet,” he told me. “That was the best day in my life, it might've took me a while to realise that but its true,” I blushed. “This one, the moon is because we had our first kiss under the moon,” he told me.
    “What about this one?” I asked, pointing at the hospital.
    “You agreed to be with me there.”
    “The airplane?”
    “You're here, I got to meet you,” he told me softly.
    “And it's taking me away from you,” I mumbled.
    “Hey, hey, c'mon. Today, we're not going to talk about that, just be happy.” I nodded as Jesse touched the little key charm. “You are the only girl who will ever have the key to my heart, so please don't lose it,” the vulnerability in his voice was clear. I put my legs on either side of Jesse and kissed him, wrapping my arms around his neck. Jesse kissed me back without any hesitation and soon we were in a heated make out session.
    “Come on,” Jesse said. “I want to take you somewhere.” We got into his car and he drove us somewhere. I soon found that we were at a cemetery.
    “Jesse, what are we doing here?” I asked, quietly.
    “I want you to meet my family,” he told me. Jesse stood in front of three graves and I stood with him. The first one was his brothers. It said, 'Zach Gray. Age 22. Beloved son, friend and brother'. The next one was his mothers and that said, 'Quinn Gray. Age 45. Beloved wife, mother and daughter.' The one after was his dads and said 'Jack Gray. Age 47. Beloved husband, father and son.' They all had more inscriptions at the bottom.
    “Mum, dad, Zach, I want you to meet my girlfriend Andi,” Jesse said. “You would've loved her, she's amazing.” I didn't know what to say but my heart fluttered. Jesse obviously had to have trusted me a lot to have taken me here. We stayed at the cemetery for another hour before leaving and going to a small cafe down the road from Jesses apartment.
    “So, what are we going to do after this?” I questioned.
    “I would've told you if it wasn't a surprise,” Jesse replied.
    “Hey, Jesse?”
    “I'm not going to tell you, so don't you dare look at me with those eyes,” he chuckled.
    “I was just going to ask about a charm,” I told him.
    “Which one?” Jesse asked.
    “The diploma hat.”
    “Oh, that's me making a promise to you.”
    “What promise would that be?”
    “I'll be at your graduation, I promise.”
    Comment for a reminder! (:
    Teaser: “F/ck you!” I yelled. “You lied! Lied! The one thing you know I hate, why didn't you tell me earlier? Why not?” “God Andi! Stop acting as if we've been dating for like a year! We've been dating for four days! Four days! That's hardly anything.”
    So... the teaser... yeah. ENJOY! So, I got a good mark in my maths test & so I'll be sitting the extension test on Friday, so that means studying! I'll hopefully continue to upload but I'm sorry if until this Friday, my uploads are really crappy.

  11. mlsunny mlsunny
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 1:39am UTC
    If spiders start flying I'm leaving this planet getting the Doctor to
    whisk me off to another world in the TARDIS.

  12. claudiavengeance98 claudiavengeance98
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 1:41am UTC
    for the love of cats I followed the rules.

  13. SuperBass223 SuperBass223
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 1:43am UTC
    Here's to the girls:
    To the girls who don't wake up with perfect hair. Who don't mind eating a Big Mac instead of a salad. Who don't wear 50 pounds of make-up. Who'd rather spend the day in sweatpants than skinny jeans. Who love the comfort of T-shirts. Who don't get all the guys. Whos not"popular" but feels like it when they're with their friends. Who stick to sneakers instead of heels. Who aren't afraid to break a nail. Who don't always get their way. Who don't get everything they want. Who doesn't need a guy to tell them they're beautiful.

  14. SarahJaneCurran SarahJaneCurran
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 1:46am UTC
    At this very moment,
    I hate people

  15. maggiekarabinos maggiekarabinos
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 1:49am UTC
    I NEED TO GO TO SLEEP
    i'm addicted to witty.

  16. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 1:50am UTC
    If the ties that bind ever do come loose,
    TIE THEM IN A KNOT LIKE A HANGMAN'S NOOSE;
    cause I'll go to heaven
    or I'll go to hell
    before I'll see you with someone else.
    BETTER DIG TWO - THE BAND PERRY
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLEĀ© format by: br0kenwings

  17. Aisnotonfire Aisnotonfire
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 1:50am UTC
    People Say You Are What You Eat.
    Weird, I Don’t Remember Eating A Sexy Beast.
    NMQ

  18. luucyweest luucyweest
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 1:53am UTC
    Dont you love when people turn out to be something you wish they never would be

  19. NYgirl4eva NYgirl4eva
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 1:54am UTC
    I just told my crush that I liked him.
    Like 2 seconds ago.
    I'm dying on the inside. Im wondering if he'll respond.
    Goshhh I'm so nervous.
    I don't know where that courage to do that came from.
    I'm so scared. My stomach hurts now. Goshhhh ://

  20. LoveAlwaysMe LoveAlwaysMe
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 1:58am UTC
    I HAVE NEVER STUDIED FOR MATH
    I'm getting an A in the class.
    be jealous.

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