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Quotes added on Monday, October 8 2012

  1. Cuddling Cuddling
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 12:11am UTC
    WISH I'D BEEN A {{PROM QUEEN}} FIGHTING FOR THE TITLE!
    (Instead of being sixteen and burning up a bible)
    FEELING SUPER, SUPER SUPER! SUICIDAL
    the wasted years, the wasted youth
    THE PRETTY LIES, THE UGLY TRUTH.
    THE DAY HAS COME WHERE I HAVE DIED ONLY TO FIND I'VE COME ALIVE ♥

  2. darbyo darbyo
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 12:12am UTC
    dbewufhewufo
    gcdwcvudcvdu
    bdhksgfhrgvfh
    bvfehvkfvbrgty
    iwuz bored.

  3. Secret42 Secret42
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 12:12am UTC
    I love boys,theyre so stupid
    ~Happy bunny
    part of my happy bunny quote series,My quote,do not steal

  4. Lex* Lex*
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 12:12am UTC
    "If you've got a dream
    there's no one out there that
    can stop you from achieving it."
    - Cher Lloyd ♥
    (format credit to OneDirection)

  5. Superman5o5 Superman5o5
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 12:12am UTC
    Sometimes when I'm lazy and I'm scrolling down Witty I favourite a long quote without reading it all then keep scrolling
    but I feel bad so I go back and read it.

  6. love's a wild thing ♔* love's a wild thing ♔*
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 12:13am UTC
                                 Me: Well, I'm off to bed.
                                 Dad: Great.
                                 Me: *does silet evil laugh**stays on witty half the night*

  7. PotterHeadPride PotterHeadPride
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 12:13am UTC
    ALL WAS WELL.

  8. inthebackground inthebackground
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 12:14am UTC
    Why do I have to mess everything up and ruin everything...this is why I don't deserve to be happy...I'm not meant to be happy...

  9. SorrowUnleashed SorrowUnleashed
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 12:15am UTC
    If you still care, don't ever let me know.

  10. darbyo darbyo
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 12:17am UTC
    remeber maddie from the suite life of zack and cody?

  11. ClassyChic07 ClassyChic07
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 12:17am UTC
    Dear Parents,
    Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy
    Name Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men.
    Pinnochio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked
    around without clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty
    And she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night
    to attend a party.
    Sincerely, it’s not our fault; it’s how you raised us.
    Js: I love disney. This just to make you Laugh. ;)

  12. love's a wild thing ♔* love's a wild thing ♔*
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 12:18am UTC
    Max: Woah! I expect this place is bugged. Everyone speak in code.
    Max: Peanuts.
    Alex: No one knows your code Max!
    Max: Then we're safe.

  13. peanut1299 peanut1299
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 12:22am UTC
    It's Gotta Be Who?
    Chapter 49
    WEASEL’S POV
    Finally all this Mouse and Louis drama was over. We all had no idea exactly where Liam was but, he could be trusted on his own. After about two hours he came back with a… girl? That was unexpected…
    She was pretty though, with brown hair and dark brown eyes. I already knew she was a rather bubbly person by the way she walked into the room.
    “Hi everyone!” she said really happily.
    I smiled at her. I had a slight feeling she’d fit in with all of us.
    “I’m Ally,” she said still smiling.
    “I’m gonna call you Gir,” I said. “You know, from Invader Zim?”
    Ally and Liam laughed.
    “Why’s that Weasel?” he asked me.
    “She’s so bubbly!” I said laughing.
    Ally laughed, “that’ll do!” she said and Liam hugged her and kissed her forhead.
    “Wooooah,” Louis said. “When the heck did that happen?”
    “Oh I don’t know, Louis,” Liam started, “where do you think we’ve been for the last two hours?”
    I laughed. Little Liam had a girlfriend. I had to have some fun with this.
    “Does this mean we have a Momma Smurf now, Papa Smurf?” I said to Liam and he gave me a glare. Gir laughed.
    After a minute of awkward starring Liam smiled and nodded, “yes, Frankie, you now have a Momma Smurf.” He said and we laughed.
    “Well then, Gir,” I said, “we were just acting like idiots and singing show tunes. Would you like to join us?”
    “Sure!” she said and with a little hop in her step she sat down on the couch in between Liam and I.
    I started singing Make ‘Em Laugh from Singin’ in the Rain and no one but mouse, Gir and I knew the words to it.
    “Make ‘em laugh! Make ‘em laugh! Don’t you know everyone likes to laugh!” I sang and I got up and tap danced on the coffee table. I jumped off it and did a few other funny little pointless things and then the song ended.
    “You still remember that?” Mouse said referring to my role as Cosmo Brown.
    “Yeah,” I said laughing and the guys looked confused.
    “I did a lot of musicals when I was younger,” I said, “the last one I did was in 9th grade. I played Cosmo Brown from Singin’ in the Rain.”
    Everyone laughed.
    “Don’t laugh at her!” Niall said jokingly but protectively.
    “She was really good in all the musicals she was in,” Mouse said.
    “How many did you do?” Louis asked me.
    “Um,” I thought for a minute. “Singin’ in the Rain, Wizard of Oz, Annie which I did twice, Tarzan, and Grease.”
    “Woah,” Harry said. “Who’s you play?”
    “Cosmo, the scarecrow, Molly the first time and Annie the second, Terk, and then Rizzo,” I said remembering all the different characters I played. “Cosmo was my favorite person to be, followed by Terk.”
    They all laughed.
    “You better have videos of them,” Harry said laughing.
    “I do,” Mouse said and I tackled her.
    “No! No you don’t!” I yelled and she laughed.
    “Get off of me!” she said and I refused.
    I laughed at her and then Liam’s cellphone rang.
    “Oh hi Simon,” he said a few seconds after he answered it.
    “Can I talk to him?” I asked Liam and he gave me the phone.
    “How come you always call Liam’s phone? Is there something wrong with the rest of us?” I asked and he laughed.
    “Give Liam the phone Weasel,” he said and I gave him the phone.
    “Does that always happen?” Ally asked.
    “99.9% of the time, yes, yes it does,” I said and she laughed.
    Liam got up and walked away and I decided to do something a bit risky.
    I took two chopsticks and banged them on the coffee table. It made the exact noise I was looking for.
    “Shoo be do da be da shoo be do da be da da dee dee dah,” I sang and Mouse caught on.
    I was reenacting my Trashin’ the Camp performance I did while playing Terk in Tarzan.
    She took a bongo that Louis left lying around and started banging on it.
    “Shoo be do da be da shoo be do da be da da dee dee dah,” she sang with me.
    I quickly stood up, took of my shoes, and slid across the floor while singing, “shoo bop be doo. Whoo!”
    At this point all the guys had caught on and so had Gir. We were ripping papers and hitting things against other things, it was awesome. Now, I know what you’re thinking, “that doesn’t happen in real life,” well it did…

  14. arianagrande* arianagrande*
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 12:23am UTC
    Ehh... I'm supposed too dye my hair back to red underneath, i dont know if i want too, Should I?

  15. ask_me_anything ask_me_anything
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 12:24am UTC
    I'm supposed to love you for being a good brother but being an easy target for me and my friends just makes me love you 10000x more!

  16. love's a wild thing ♔* love's a wild thing ♔*
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 12:26am UTC
    Max: How will we know how to find her?
    Harper: She lives in an abandoned paint-your-dish warehouse.
    Max: Wait, how did you know that she lived in an abandoned paint-your-dish warehouse?
    Harper: Oh I had my mom's private investigator track her down.
    Alex: Oh, how's that going anyway?
    Harper: Oh it's fine, turns out dad was just sleeping in the car.

  17. arianagrande* arianagrande*
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 12:29am UTC
    I may leave witty for a few days because i'm obsessing over it and im not happy about that, We will see,Bye.

  18. hollywood11 hollywood11
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 12:30am UTC
    CookieDoughFormats
    It Has Been About A Year...
    And I'm Still As Alone...
    As I Was Before...

    CookieDoughFormats

  19. julia* julia*
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 12:31am UTC
    "That's how you get when you're trapped: desperate."

  20. hollywood11 hollywood11
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 12:32am UTC
    Please Don't Leave...Again❤
    Cookiedoughformats

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