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darbyo

1. darbyo
   posted a quote
   October 8, 2012 12:17am UTC
   remeber maddie from the suite life of zack and cody?
   
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2. darbyo
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   October 8, 2012 12:12am UTC
   dbewufhewufo
   gcdwcvudcvdu
   bdhksgfhrgvfh
   bvfehvkfvbrgty
   iwuz bored.
   
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3. darbyo
   posted a quote
   October 8, 2012 12:07am UTC
   roses are red,
   violets are blue.
   I have a gun,
   get in the van.
   
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4. darbyo
   posted a quote
   October 8, 2012 12:01am UTC
   dont u hate it when your trying to like un-friend someone or something and this is what happens
   me: clicks button to un friend.
   device: are you sure you want to un-friend this person?
   me: mmmhhmmm!
   device: are positive? this CANNOT be undone.
   me: i said yes sweetie!
   device: really? this peron will be mad and this can NOT be undone!
   me: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! YES U **** IM SURE!
   device: if ur sure.
   me: ****
   
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5. darbyo
   posted a quote
   October 7, 2012 11:53pm UTC
   wittian: dcvgyuasdfvgfgya
   girl: ???
   wittian: i wuz bored
   
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6. darbyo
   posted a quote
   October 7, 2012 11:51pm UTC
   forever young, i wanna be, forever young, do you rlly wanna live forever? forever?
   remember that song? if u do, ill love you forever.
   
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7. darbyo
   posted a quote
   September 2, 2012 10:10pm UTC
   Sometimes I hold my breath in movies when people go underwater to see if I can survive.
   I almost died in spongebob
   then again in finding nemo
   
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8. darbyo
   posted a quote
   August 19, 2012 9:24am UTC
   …..*..lovelovelo…*
   …*..lovelovelove….*
   ..*.lovelovelovelove…*…………….*….*
   .*..lovelovelovelovelo…*………*..lovel….*
   ...*..lovelovelovelovelove…*….*…lovelovelo.*
   *.. lovelovelovelovelove…*….*…lovelovelo.*
   .*..lovelovelovelovelove…*..*…lovelovelo…*
   ..*…lovelovelovelovelove..*…lovelovelo…*
   …*….lovelovelolovelovelovelovelovelo…*
   …..*….lovelovelovelovelovelovelov…*
   ……..*….lovelovelovelovelovelo…*
   ………..*….lovelovelovelove…*
   ……………*…lovelovelo….*
   ………………*..lovelo…*
   …………………*…..*
   ………………….*..*
   
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9. darbyo
   posted a quote
   August 18, 2012 10:18pm UTC
   1 fave= 5 situps a day for 14 days
   2 faves= 10 situps a day for 7 days
   3 faves= 20 jumpingjacks a day for 7 days
   4 faves= 40 jumpingjacks a day for 7 days
   5 faves= a letter to 2 friends
   6 faves= a letter to 3 friends
   7 faves= a letter to each friend
   8 faves= an article about each person who faved
   9 faves= an article about 3 followers
   10 faves= an article about 5 followers
   11 faves= an article about each follower. an extra to my bffs.
   12 faves= 10 jumpinjacks and 10 situps a day.
   13 faves= 20 jumpjack and 20 situps
   thx for faving! i need motivation to work out. PLEASE FAVE! I do everything up to how many faves there is. if there is 5 faves, i do 1 2 3 4 and 5. thx!
   
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10. darbyo
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 8:57pm UTC
    I don't suffer from insanity
    i enjoy every minute of it!
    
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11. darbyo
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    August 11, 2012 8:47pm UTC
    Worrying works! 90 percent of the things I worry about never happen!
    
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12. darbyo
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    August 11, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    Hospitality: making everyone else feel like their at home, even if you wish they were.
    
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13. darbyo
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    August 11, 2012 8:41pm UTC
    laugh at your problems,
    everyone else does!
    
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14. darbyo
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    August 11, 2012 8:35pm UTC
    Once a computer beat me at chess,
    But it was no match for me at kick boxing.
    
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15. darbyo
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    August 11, 2012 8:33pm UTC
    some people are like slinkies.
    Not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs
    
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16. darbyo
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    The last thing I want to do is hurt you.
    But it's still on the list.
    
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17. darbyo
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    August 10, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    Your not as bad as people say! You are much, much worse.
    
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18. darbyo
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 4:16pm UTC
    Isn't it funny how...
    you feel so unfunny then you have like this frenzy of totally funny quotes??
    
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19. darbyo
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    August 10, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    I don't mean to rain on your parade but, it's raining on ur parade...
    Just wanted to say a few quotes from victorious before it ends forever.....
    
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20. darbyo
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    I love it when you turn on the speakers and it takes like an hour to turn on, but then you turn it off and its off right away...
    
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