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darbyo
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 3:58pm UTC

I hate when people post things that scare little kids, just to scare little kids.

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darbyo
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August 9, 2012 5:37pm UTC

Girl:Do you like me?
Boy:No
Girl:Do you want me?
Boy:No
Girl:Would you cry if i left?
Boy:No
Girl:Would you do anything for me?
Boy:No way.
Girl:What would you choose,your life or mine?
Boy:My life.
The girl runs off crying in pain and the boy runs after her,grabs her tells her:
The reason you're not pretty is becuase your beautiful,
The reason you never cross my mind is because your always on my mind.
The reason i dont like you is because i love you,
The reason i dont want you is because i need you,
The reason i wont cry if you left is cause i'd die,
The reason i wont do anything for you is because i'd do everything for you,
The reason i'd choose my life is because you are my life.

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darbyo
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 5:34pm UTC

SPELL UR N-A-M-E AND SEE WAT IT MEANS
A: hot
B:loves people
C: good kisser
D: makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: people wild and crazy adore you
G: very outgoing
H: easy to fall in love with
I: loves to laugh and smile
J: is really sweet
K: really silly
L: smile to die for
M: makes dating fun
N: can kick the heck out of u
O: has one of the best personalities ever
P: popular with all types of people
Q: a hypocrite
R: good boyfriend or girlfriend
S: cute
T: very good kisser
U: is very hot
V: not judgmental
W: very broad minded
X: never let people tell you what to do
Y: is loved by everyone
Z: can be funny and dumb at times
mine spells:
makes people laugh; hot; good gf; loves people; and is loved by everyone.

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darbyo
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 5:29pm UTC

HIGHLIGHT TO SEE MY PASSWORD!! ( NOT A TRICK, AWESOME RIGHT? )
DARBYO TRY IT!!

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darbyo
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 4:47pm UTC

This is me…
I flip over the pillow 2 get the cold side!
I open a new pack of gum and suddenly everyone is my best friend.
If I cannot hear someone after 3 times I just smile and nod.... :)
If I said something sort of harsh I just put an lol at the end of it to make it seem better.
I’ve had that mini Heart attack in bed when i'm dreaming that i'm falling!!
I walk into a room and forget why I was there.
I check my phone for no reason, because I know nobody texted me.
I will go out of my way to step on a crunchy looking leaf.
I always hear my name, when it’s not being called.
I hate hearing my voice in recordings.
I use the word "thingy" when I can't remember what something is called.
I’ve made a beard using the bubbles from bubble bath.
I turned the light switch on and off rapidly.
I touched something that had a 'DO NOT TOUCH' sign.
Put this on your profile if u do this!! lol :)

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darbyo
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 4:45pm UTC

This is me…
I flip over the pillow 2 get the cold side!
I open a new pack of gum and suddenly everyone is my best friend.
If I cannot hear someone after 3 times I just smile and nod.... :)
If I said something sort of harsh I just put an lol at the end of it to make it seem better.
I’ve had that mini Heart attack in bed when i'm dreaming that i'm falling!!
I walk into a room and forget why I was there.
I check my phone for no reason, because I know nobody texted me.
I will go out of my way to step on a crunchy looking leaf.
I always hear my name, when it’s not being called.
I hate hearing my voice in recordings.
I use the word "thingy" when I can't remember what something is called.
I’ve made a beard using the bubbles from bubble bath.
I turned the light switch on and off rapidly.
I touched something that had a 'DO NOT TOUCH' sign.
Put this on your profile if u do this!! lol :)

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darbyo
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 4:41pm UTC

Black: I want a relationship from you!
Green: I'm falling for you!
Purple: I miss you!
Orange: I really like you!
Pink: I love you!
Red: I miss how we were!
Indigo: You're Sweet!
Yellow: You're amazing!
Rainbow: You're ******* perfect!!
Grey: We should talk more!
Sliver: You're cute!
What kind of candy am I....?
Jollyrancher = Ugly
Nerds = Your Cute
Laffy Taffy = Your Hot
Gummy Bears = I like you
Skittles = I'd date you
Starburst = I love you !
Suckers = I'd do you
tell me on my gestbook plz
Put this on your profile and see what people want .
A. A Kiss
B. A Relationship
C. To Talk More
D. A Second Chance (Even if I'm A Friend Or A Someone You Dated.)
E. A Date
F. To Get Married
G. A Hug
H. To Break Up
Put The Answers In My Guestbook! :)
POST THIS IF YOU AREN'T SCARED TO SEE HOW PEOPLE THINK OF YOU
WRITE YOUR ANSWER IN MY GB :)

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darbyo
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 4:39pm UTC

HOW can you tell if you have a REAL friend???
Fake friends:never ask for food Real friends:Are the reason you have no food Fake friends:call your parents Mr./Mrs. Real friends:call them mom and dad Fake friends: Bail you out of jail telling you it was wrong Real friends:are sitting next to you saying: that was awesome! Fake friends:Have never seen you cry Real friends:Cry with you Fake friends:Knock on your front door Real friends:Just walk in like they live there Fake friends: Talk bad about the person who talks bad about you Real friends: would knock them out Fake friends:would borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back Real friends:would borrow your stuff for so long that they forget that its yours Fake friends:would help you up if you fell Real friends:would jump on top of you saying "Pile on!" Fake friends: would ignore this Real friends:would re-post this Fake friends: are a while Real friends:: are forever

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darbyo
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 4:35pm UTC

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair
She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound
Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore
A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die
She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "
Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did
Then one night
Her mom came home high
Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made
She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "
The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dieing
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying
Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lieing on the floor
It must have been bad
To go through so much harm♥But at least she died With her best friend in her arms♥
If you don't put this in ur profile then it proves you don't have a heart
26 WAYS 2 ANNOY UR PARENTS
1.follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name

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darbyo
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 2:52pm UTC

Haven't we all,
- When you were younger, and at a friends house, and your parent came to pick you up, you always thought, "Crap.. Hide!"
- Poured mini shots in your bottle cap.
- Thought the 'D' in the Disney logo was a 'G'.
- Said a word over and over again until it no longer sounded like a word.

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darbyo
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 2:50pm UTC

don't you hate it when your watching like dora or mickey mouse and they ask this:
t.v: which way to the coconut mall? left or right?
you :right!
t.v: correct! left!
you: >:o GRRRRRRRRRRRR

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darbyo
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 1:21pm UTC

be careful who you call friends...
i'd rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.

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darbyo
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 1:19pm UTC

in a relationship with my bed.
she's there for me every night♥

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darbyo
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 1:00pm UTC

ok everyone, line up alphabetically according to height!

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darbyo
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 12:57pm UTC

a wafflle is obviously just a pancake with syrup traps!!

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darbyo
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 12:23pm UTC

When i was really little, I stole my bros computer without him knowing. Here is what I'm gonna tell him:
me: oh hey when i was 8 and u were 13 I stole you computer a lot! Well mom said it was ok so...
mom: (breathes hardly) I don't remember that! Hahahahaha
dad:
bro:
sis:
Trees:
grass:
mother earth:
mom: bye!!

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darbyo
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 11:17am UTC

dear, MATH, stop trying to find your X, shes not coming back.

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darbyo
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 11:01am UTC

1,2 freddies comin for u. 3,4 lock the doors 5,6 make crucifix 7,8 stay up late 9,10 never sleep again!
BOO!

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darbyo
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 10:56am UTC

heres to the kids who remember:
h2o, not alien surf girls.maddie, not bailey.

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